I farted

[DJGTSR 10+ year member]

I am sitting in an office and I just let a rather raunchy fart out of my butt. It was so bad that i had to leave my desk and go to another vacant area and giggle about it like a little girl while office workers smelled it.

That is all.

J

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[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

+ rep!

For the ultimate win!

"Smell my *** *****es!"

 

[Phrozt 10+ year member]

I just took a crap and dropped 3 HUGE turds.

Was probably the most productive crap of my life.

 

[Phat-Reborn]

I just took a crap and dropped 3 HUGE turds.
Was probably the most productive crap of my life.

probably more productive than the hours you spend in Websters Dictionary and Thesaurus.

 

[danteBirosel 5,000+ posts]

shit.. that's nothing.. i went out with my girl today to wally world to pick me up a car harnass, then before i dropped her off we parked somewhere away from her house. Got me a little somethin somethin, then i let out a good one, which ended the night. lol, it was hilarious.

-dante

 

[Phrozt 10+ year member]

probably more productive than the hours you spend in Websters Dictionary and Thesaurus.

I don't need a dictionary/thesaurus for stuff I learned in 3rd grade.

 

[rick22 10+ year member]

I am sitting in an office and I just let a rather raunchy fart out of my butt. It was so bad that i had to leave my desk and go to another vacant area and giggle about it like a little girl while office workers smelled it.
That is all.

J

lol

man you sure do love telling us about your *** products.

werent you the same person who took a pic of your shit a while back.

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

*** PRODUCTS!

 

[DJGTSR 10+ year member]

lolman you sure do love telling us about your *** products.

werent you the same person who took a pic of your shit a while back.

why jess, i can take one more tonight when i get home. I got a nice brew goin on down there.

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

I like farting in class and blaming it on people around me.

 

[DJGTSR 10+ year member]

Once i farted in physics class near an open window. I thought that the open window would allow me to mask my crime. Unfortunately fortune and fate stabbed me in the back. The open wind sent a gust of wind in the room which blew my fart across the room. The whole class yelled at me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

That was a few years back.

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

Silent but deadly... I hate those.

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

i hate the ones were your in class and you try to let it out easy and you shit your pants. ya thats where the locker room comes in handy

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

i was helpin my friend install an amp and we were under the car lookin for a place to run his power wire and every time i moved i let out a huge fart, it was rather funny.

 

[SATX210]

I am sitting in an office and I just let a rather raunchy fart out of my butt. It was so bad that i had to leave my desk and go to another vacant area and giggle about it like a little girl while office workers smelled it.
That is all.

J

did your ***** fall out?