I can't stop beating it to this chick! Help!

[Ellsworthz 10+ year member]

shit is gross.

stains your whole mouth blue.

 

[memphisman00 10+ year member]

thats weird. are you japanese or something and have those weird dolls too..

 

[memphisman00 10+ year member]

shit is gross.
stains your whole mouth blue.

blowin a smurf does the same thing too.

 

[Farmacist 10+ year member]

I'd hit that for a Klondike Bar

 

[Mass Car Audio 10+ year member]

Every time I pull a can of this stuff out of the fridge I see that hot purple elf and start masturbating furiously and end up spilling it every were. Last time I ****ing got some in the can and didn't realize it. Worst soda ever!

STFU ***