I can't stop beating it to this chick! Help!

[HonkyKong 10+ year member]

Every time I pull a can of this stuff out of the fridge I see that hot purple elf and start masturbating furiously and end up spilling it every were. Last time I ****ing got some in the can and didn't realize it. Worst soda ever!

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[timaishu 10+ year member]

:first:

 

[Alpine4life89 10+ year member]

fail

 

[WhiteEX 10+ year member]

Go away...

 

[TnT_Sounds 10+ year member]

Blue balls?

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

i got some of those balls

 

[timaishu 10+ year member]

the thunderdome is slow tonight..

 

[bball09124 10+ year member]

billy mays here?

 

[galacticmonkey 5,000+ posts]

Fucking 09s. Seriously.

 

[thehardknoxlife 10+ year member]

Damn there's like over 1,000 members trying to be clowns. I wish just one was actually funny. What happened to the good ole' CA.com?

 

[dave_damage 10+ year member]

meh

 

[SRim23 5,000+ posts]

thats a bottle and not a can. you are retarded.

 

[jerseysfinest08]

is tht blue 1 any good? i dont reallly car for MD but i seen tht one the other day

 

[TnT_Sounds 10+ year member]

Damn there's like over 1,000 members trying to be clowns. I wish just one was actually funny. What happened to the good ole' CA.com?

It left along with the other 30% of knowledgable people.

 

[HonkyKong 10+ year member]

thats a bottle and not a can. you are retarded.

Was the only good picture that showed the elf, artwork is identical to the can.

is tht blue 1 any good? i dont reallly car for MD but i seen tht one the other day

Its ok, no better then Voltage which is all I suspect it is. Its been a while since I've had voltage but taste about the same to me.