I cant believe i got popped for a random drug test...

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

wait.. you slack some and smoked like 8 years ago???... so what are you worried about

 

[.M3THOD. 10+ year member]

I recommnd you learn the English language before you try being funny. "i slack and smoke a 8 yrs ago, help I trying to be funny but not"

 

[anj46907 10+ year member]

shit try doing my job where they can drug test you every single time you had to take a piss if they felt like they wanted to be aholes

 

[davidfre21 5,000+ posts]

Gullible poasters are gullible.

lol //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

I dont even think half of them read the dam thing //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[JeepCreepin96 10+ year member]

tards.

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

Why would you even consider smoking in your circumstances?

I hope you get fired.

smoked like 8 years ago??? wtf??

 

[Johnny Law.Lulz 5,000+ posts]

ALL OF YOU ARE STUPID ****S.

you obviously never saw the little sentence hidden at that post.

 

[rasta4life 10+ year member]

I am a little confused. So you said you smoked 8yrs ago. Does this mean you haven't smoked in 8years!? If so, then you shouldn't have a problem passing.
If you have smoked recently, your best bet is probably to find a head shop close by and see if they have some of the stuff that helps mask it for a few hrs. That stuff usually tastes like *** though.

I had to have a piss test last year and when I found out I had 5days to get clean or mask it. I was told by a family member to get this stuff called fruit pectin "sure gel" that they use for canning jelly's and stuff. You can find it at super walmart or any grocery store. He had worked on the railroad for 30+yrs and swore by the stuff.

I drank a shit ton of water for a few days and then got two packs of that stuff. I drank one the night before my test with a few glasses of water and then drank the second pack with only a couple glasses of water. This stuff tastes like lemonade with no sugar. Not real easy to get down.

I passed the test but I do not know if it was the fruit pectin, all the water, or the fact that I only weigh about 140 and have a really fast metabolism. Probably a mix of all.

GL

I think the stuff you are talking about is called Certo,what is does is I think is it slows down the the liver or kidneys or shuts down for a while so no toxins goes through.If I am wrong my bad.