I cant believe i got popped for a random drug test...

[davidfre21 5,000+ posts]

So ive been on this job for like 6 months now and am 1000miles out of town on a job for them. And they still want to drug test me. I mean really how random could this really be? My technician says he hasnt been "randomly" selected in like 10 years. I mean really? And the worse part is being out of town i decided to slack some and smoked like 8 years ago. I honestly didnt expect this to happen, i guess i was wrong //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif

What do you guys recommend for me?

This thread is directed to the stupid ****in druggies on this site....

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[here to buy 10+ year member]

cool story

go to vitamin shop or health shop

tell them you need to flush the thc out of your system.

they will help you out and give you what you need.

 

[tc3k101 5,000+ posts]

nvm

 

[KyleBechtold 5,000+ posts]

this is.. almost.. no no.. its not even kinda funny

 

[Jared530 10+ year member]

wizzinator

 

[Jared530 10+ year member]

i have a buddy thats a linebacker for USC whose juicin on test cyp and had to take a random test so he stuck a cathoder up his dick and pumped someone else's piss into his bladder

 

[KyleBechtold 5,000+ posts]

i have a buddy thats a linebacker for USC whose juicin on test cyp and had to take a random test so he stuck a cathoder up his dick and pumped someone else's piss into his bladder

what about if it mixes?

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

Have you seen the movie Harsh times. Drink a glass of vineger and then piss yourself empty and squirt some sumers eve in your d!ck.

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

Wtf is this some kinda joke? imma start stabbin *****es

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

Lame

 

[eggyhustles 10+ year member]

You gave them a reason to wanna drug test you again

 

[lolumad over 10+ year member]

STFU druggie

 

[its_bacon12 10+ year member]

None of that flush shit works. Drink lots of water and have a lot of b-vitamins before a couple hours before your test to artificially make your diluted pee yellow.

 

[chardy85 10+ year member]

So ive been on this job for like 6 months now and am 1000miles out of town on a job for them. And they still want to drug test me. I mean really how random could this really be? My technician says he hasnt been "randomly" selected in like 10 years. I mean really? And the worse part is being out of town i decided to slack some and smoked like 8 years ago. I honestly didnt expect this to happen, i guess i was wrong //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif
What do you guys recommend for me?

This thread is directed to the stupid ****in druggies on this site....

I am a little confused. So you said you smoked 8yrs ago. Does this mean you haven't smoked in 8years!? If so, then you shouldn't have a problem passing.

If you have smoked recently, your best bet is probably to find a head shop close by and see if they have some of the stuff that helps mask it for a few hrs. That stuff usually tastes like *** though.

I had to have a piss test last year and when I found out I had 5days to get clean or mask it. I was told by a family member to get this stuff called fruit pectin "sure gel" that they use for canning jelly's and stuff. You can find it at super walmart or any grocery store. He had worked on the railroad for 30+yrs and swore by the stuff.

I drank a shit ton of water for a few days and then got two packs of that stuff. I drank one the night before my test with a few glasses of water and then drank the second pack with only a couple glasses of water. This stuff tastes like lemonade with no sugar. Not real easy to get down.

I passed the test but I do not know if it was the fruit pectin, all the water, or the fact that I only weigh about 140 and have a really fast metabolism. Probably a mix of all.

GL

 

[Thewes 10+ year member]

i have a buddy thats a linebacker for USC whose juicin on test cyp and had to take a random test so he stuck a cathoder up his dick and pumped someone else's piss into his bladder

Jesus Christ test cyp alone is not worth a cathoder up my dick and a bladder full of another mans urine. Youd think if your friend was going that far to pass tests he would atleast run a good cycle.