I burnt the bacon

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

I don't use oil or anything.

x2

I'm a lazy cook, but microwaving bacon?
Isn't that illegal?

Should be if it already isn't

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Hey motherfucker

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

next time anyone grills some burgers toss a few strips of bacon on the grill.

grilled bacon FTMFW

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

^ Indeed

 

[▼)Ñ╩fZΣµ& 10+ year member]

you guys are fuking retarded...

TURN ON FIRE

PUT ON PAN

PUT BACON STRIPS 1 NEXT TO ANOTHER

WALK THE FUK AWAY FOR 5 MINS

FLIP THEM

5 MORE MINS

DUN

EAT

DIE

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Bake.

nG

 

[x1le 10+ year member]

leave it to a beaner to fuck up bacon, even a Jew can cook it without burning it.

that's cuz jews have been around ovens for quite some time now....

...wow that was lame //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[geowick07 10+ year member]

Bake.
nG

x498745785783. Baking bacon is the only way to go.

Well, other than grilling it.

geo

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Dude, I **** at cooking..........unless I really try, but I can't even fubar bacon. That is a big fail!

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Friggin bacon....

 

[ballstothewall 10+ year member]

Its ok, my roommate f'ed up a grilled cheese and made it look like a piece of charcoal.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

I can do grilled cheese //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif but this friggin bacon

 

[Racerx250 10+ year member]

microwave.

They make a deal you hang it on and it comes out with no grease on the bacon.

So it's a bit healthier for you too.

 

[mackin 10+ year member]

microwaved bacon is actually super good. and if you leave it in long enough it isnt soggy at all. you can actually get it nice and crispy.

 

[blazinb2000 10+ year member]

I love crispy bacon:fyi: but not burnt.