I ate a laxative

[IAD-Zak 10+ year member]

Definitely taking a clean pair of boxers!

good thinking. id bring pants too just in case bro

 

[E-Rock 10+ year member]

You should get some Depends.

What laxative? Awhile back I had to use some Miralax and it didn't last that long at all. Worked fast and got the job done. I would say the effects were gone in about 3 hours.

 

[IAD-Zak 10+ year member]

And have been on the toilet for 24 minutes. Hope this quits. I have to work in 5 hours!

last time i took laxatives was in panama city my uncle slipped a **** load in my drink an hour before we went to the strip club..... no bueno

 

[wErd 5,000+ posts]

I was terrified to eat breakfast today. And still scared to try to eat lunch.

 

[09civic 5,000+ posts]

why did you take a laxative

 

[Serpent710 10+ year member]

I once had the runs, my grandma made me take mylanta to "stop it" needless to say I **** myself 10 mins later

 

[wErd 5,000+ posts]

why did you take a laxative

Couldn't poop. And so far in my experience.

Not pooping>poo dripping from my leg at 1:30 in the morning.

 

[09civic 5,000+ posts]

Couldn't poop. And so far in my experience.
Not pooping>poo dripping from my leg at 1:30 in the morning.

Stop eating so much shit and maybe you could. (No pun intended)

 

[JoeK 10+ year member]

Take 10mg of immodium, **** will stop guaranteed... for about 2-3 days

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

Coffee makes me shit

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

newports used to make me shit

 

[LOUDNDEEP 10+ year member]

newports used to make me shit

newport and a mt dew dew. works everytime