I am a "CALIFORNIAN." That means...

[bri487 5,000+ posts]

Socal FTW. Hands down, socal is the best by far. =P

i can be at the snow or at the beach all in two hours. a very good location if you ask me. i love it up here and i hate it down there, but thats just me.

 

[Bigrick31 10+ year member]

yup if i wanted i could go snow boarding wake boarding and surfing all in the same day

 

[bri487 5,000+ posts]

yup if i wanted i could go snow boarding wake boarding and surfing all in the same day

exactly. where are you located at? i am over in stockton.

 

[Bigrick31 10+ year member]

north bay moving into san francisco in a few months

 

[jrr323 10+ year member]

I am a "CALIFORNIAN." That means...
-Everyone hates cops

-Everyone smokes weed its no big ****ing deal

-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down

-I live next door to mexicans

-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours

- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often

- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like

-All the **** you watch is made here, cause we **** better and thats how it is

- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear

- I can wear sandals all year long

- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"

- I know 65 mph really means 100

- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont **** around on the road

- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)

- My governor can kick your governors ***

- I can go out at midnight

-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code

- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD

- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"

No cop no stop baby!

- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day

- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here

-We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!

- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)

-You know at least 5 people in the Marines.

- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez.... hahaha]

- The best athletes come from here

- We can snowboard, wakeboard and surf all in the same day biatches!

f**ck yeah its all about cali //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[ToyTundra 10+ year member]

This was posted on another board, but i bottled up my hate of californians. I let it out below:

I am a "CALIFORNIAN." That means...
-Everyone hates cops

Only criminal hate cops

-Everyone smokes weed its no big ****ing deal

Is that why you roll through stopsigns?

-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down

because there's nothing btter to do?

-I live next door to mexicans

So do i. It sucks

-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours

and dumb as a post

- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often

That makes you sound real smart

- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like

real cheese is from wisconsin. Only mexicans eat avocados.

-All the **** you watch is made here, cause we **** better and thats how it is

Only losers watch ****.

- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear

Nor do I. i hate the snow

- I can wear sandals all year long

Straight men don't wear flipflops

- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"

A beach that is polluted and crowded

- I know 65 mph really means 100

actually 62.1 means 100 (mph vs km/h for you metric retards)

- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont **** around on the road

road rage is really something to be proud of

- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)

derelicts.

- My governor can kick your governors ***

You got me there

- I can go out at midnight

Anyone can. The question is: Is anything open?

-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code

Most of clifornia is a dive. There a plenty of crappy houses a "respectable" area code.

- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD

You wish. Transplanted Californians are the butts of my jokes.

- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"

No cop no stop baby!

Breaking laws make your state so much better than mine.

- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day

So can I

- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here

Good. Less starving actors in my state

-We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!

Golden because there's nothing good to say about it

- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)

It tastes horrible . Take the one in Phoenix back. Please.

-You know at least 5 people in the Marines.

I like Marines, but not Californians

- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez.... hahaha]

Politicians don't do anything.

- The best athletes come from here

Football players come from Texas.

- We can snowboard, wakeboard and surf all in the same day biatches!

I don't like any of those sports.

 

[jrr323 10+ year member]

^^^real football players come from texas^^^

you wish its all about usc and reggie bush

 

[Eldorado 5,000+ posts]

I should slap you for saying in-n-out tastes bad.

Go to crap donalds, order a quarter pounder and tell me it tastes better.

If it does..you must like the taste of chemicals

Same with Booger king or wendys.

 

[Zacmc212 10+ year member]

Florida = Cali - the shittyness

We dont have bums, cold weather, overpriced everthing, way to many people, the worst traffic in the US.............

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

Riverside FTW. 951 FORMER 909 SIIIIIIIICKKKKK GNAR GNAR BRAH!

(I kid).

That list is very funny and true hahha, except for the snow days one, mthigh gets plenty of snow too.

reppin da 916 nukka!!!

 

[Calikid 5,000+ posts]

Inglewood, Cali Ftw!

310 B I T C H E S

 

[bri487 5,000+ posts]

reppin da 916 nukka!!!

bangin the 209 biatch

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

^^^real football players come from texas^^^you wish its all about usc and reggie bush

If my memory serves me correctly......Texas beat USC:crap:

 

[ntense702 10+ year member]

Las Vegas>California

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

If my memory serves me correctly......Texas beat USC:crap:

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif thats what he was saying, texas is better

i cant stand dumb people