I am a "CALIFORNIAN." That means...

[Bigrick31 10+ year member]

I am a "CALIFORNIAN." That means...

-Everyone hates cops

-Everyone smokes weed its no big ****ing deal

-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down

-I live next door to mexicans

-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours

- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often

- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like

-All the **** you watch is made here, cause we **** better and thats how it is

- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear

- I can wear sandals all year long

- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"

- I know 65 mph really means 100

- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont **** around on the road

- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)

- My governor can kick your governors ***

- I can go out at midnight

-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code

- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD

- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"

No cop no stop baby!

- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day

- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here

-We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!

- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)

-You know at least 5 people in the Marines.

- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez.... hahaha]

- The best athletes come from here

- We can snowboard, wakeboard and surf all in the same day biatches!

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[dru 10+ year member]

I am a "CALIFORNIAN." That means...
- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez.... hahaha]

Sounds like an uneducated person made this list. The number of representatives is proportional to the population so any one's opinion is equal to each other regardless of population.

Then again I was born in San Diego.

 

[subsONdubz 10+ year member]

**** yeah dog west till i die out here in california well bomb on you *****es this how we do our job you think you the mob we the mother ****ing mob aint nuttin but killas . killa cali ***** don **** wit us

 

[subsONdubz 10+ year member]

o yeah cali got that bionic hydroponic supersonic chronic . blaze that shit the **** up *****

 

[danteBirosel 5,000+ posts]

Dayum, nice list. Most of them is all true too.

 

[954runner 10+ year member]

Sounds like an uneducated person made this list. The number of representatives is proportional to the population so any one's opinion is equal to each other regardless of population.
Then again I was born in San Diego.

actually i think its the other way around.

in states like wyoming, where the population is slim to none, the votes that actually ARE cast mean far more. they have more weight to pull an election either way, and that weight translates into a more representation through their few representatives in congress.

basically what i'm trying to say is that a vote counts more in wyoming than in california (late 2:20 am pwns me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif )

 

[ssj2xxgotenxx 10+ year member]

I never noticed how I take all the things I take for granted. Thumbs up, Good list.

 

[duckfart 10+ year member]

THose california rolls are so true

 

[danteBirosel 5,000+ posts]

san diego ftwwwwwwww

 

[AcidicDreams 10+ year member]

Cali sucks my fat oregonian balls... and when I move out the orefornia they'll both **** my fat coloradian balls... west coasters **** and it's way overrated out here... still way better than the east coast though....

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

o yeah cali got that bionic hydroponic supersonic chronic . blaze that shit the **** up *****

Indoor FTW biznitch!

and you were most responsible for pearl harbor... BICH!

ummmmm, so how about that innitiation system guys....

and how's the snowboarding been out there snowboarding>surfing FTW

 

[turn it up 10+ year member]

road rage is so true lol.. I came back from the east coast after three years and forgot how crazy it is here.

 

[danteBirosel 5,000+ posts]

Caliu sucks my fat oregonian balls... and when I move out the orefornia they'll both **** my fat coloradian balls... west coasters **** and it's way overrated out here... still way better than the east coast though....

i prefer underrated.

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[arsonbob 10+ year member]

Riverside FTW. 951 FORMER 909 SIIIIIIIICKKKKK GNAR GNAR BRAH!

(I kid).

That list is very funny and true hahha, except for the snow days one, mthigh gets plenty of snow too.

 

[AcidicDreams 10+ year member]

actually i think its the other way around.in states like wyoming, where the population is slim to none, the votes that actually ARE cast mean far more. they have more weight to pull an election either way, and that weight translates into a more representation through their few representatives in congress.

basically what i'm trying to say is that a vote counts more in wyoming than in california (late 2:20 am pwns me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif )

well for the house of represenatives your wrong...

Cali's reps:

* Baca, Joe, California, 43rd

* Becerra, Xavier, California, 31st

* Berman, Howard, California, 28th

* Bono, Mary, California, 45th

* Calvert, Ken, California, 44th

* Campbell, John, California, 48th

* Capps, Lois, California, 23rd

* Cardoza, Dennis, California, 18th

* Costa, Jim, California, 20th

* Cunningham, Randy "Duke", California, 50th -- Vacancy

* Davis, Susan, California, 53rd

* Doolittle, John, California, 4th

* Dreier, David, California, 26th

* Eshoo, Anna G., California, 14th

* Farr, Sam, California, 17th

* Filner, Bob, California, 51st

* Gallegly, Elton, California, 24th

* Harman, Jane, California, 36th

* Herger, Wally, California, 2nd

* Honda, Mike, California, 15th

* Hunter, Duncan, California, 52nd

* Issa, Darrell, California, 49th

* Lantos, Tom, California, 12th

* Lee, Barbara, California, 9th

* Lewis, Jerry, California, 41st

* Lofgren, Zoe, California, 16th

* Lungren, Daniel E., California, 3rd

* McKeon, Buck, California, 25th

* Matsui, Doris O., California, 5th

* Millender-McDonald, Juanita, California, 37th

* Miller, Gary, California, 42nd

* Miller, George, California, 7th

* Napolitano, Grace, California, 38th

* Nunes, Devin, California, 21st

* Pelosi, Nancy, California, 8th

* Pombo, Richard, California, 11th

* Radanovich, George P., California, 19th

* Rohrabacher, Dana, California, 46th

* Roybal-Allard, Lucille, California, 34th

* Royce, Ed, California, 40th

* Sanchez, Linda, California, 39th

* Sanchez, Loretta, California, 47th

* Schiff, Adam, California, 29th

* Sherman, Brad, California, 27th

* Solis, Hilda, California, 32nd

* Stark, Fortney Pete, California, 13th

* Tauscher, Ellen, California, 10th

* Thomas, Bill, California, 22nd

* Thompson, Mike, California, 1st

* Waters, Maxine, California, 35th

* Watson, Diane E., California, 33rd

* Waxman, Henry, California, 30th

* Woolsey, Lynn, California, 6th

Wyomings rep:

Cubin, Barbara, Wyoming, At Large

Now in the senate both states only have 2 no matter the population. But that's the point.

Besides if we broke it down to counties or by who owned X amopunt of land a liberal would never see the light of day in a national election...

Also california still is gay.... I hate socal... it's so....... dirty...