I am a motherf*cker

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Close. But actually its run by the Devil.

 

[statonburrell 10+ year member]

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[twistedchild420 5,000+ posts]

the white guy wasnt being racist. he's like ''how much do you get charged to get your shoes shined? i got a funeral on friday and need to get them shined.'' not being racist but totally ****ing random. 4chan found that chicks address and shit. just google her name and you can find it. theyre all threatening her to return the bag and shit haha

Naw he asked him how much would he charge to spit shine the shoes

 

[99grandprixGT 5,000+ posts]

none of the white people were backing up the white guy???????

one right next to the black guy just listening to her tunes like nothing going on.

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

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none of the white people were backing up the white guy???????
one right next to the black guy just listening to her tunes like nothing going on.

I just noticed... she's kinda hot.

 

[edzy 10+ year member]

The black guy said, "want me to shine those shoes?" meaning, move your feet . The old guy, not knowing wtf he was saying thought he was offering a shoe shine, not telling him to move your feet or I will "shine your shoes "beat your ***" ". So it all comes down to bad communication.

very tempted to add some techno viking type of vid to that clip...

 

[twistedchild420 5,000+ posts]

The black guy said, "want me to shine those shoes?" meaning, move your feet . The old guy, not knowing wtf he was saying thought he was offering a shoe shine, not telling him to move your feet or I will "shine your shoes "beat your ***" ". So it all comes down to bad communication.
very tempted to add some techno viking type of vid to that clip...

Do it!

Also same guy gets tased @ baseball game....


Epics Beard Man is Thomas Bruso, also known as "Tom Slick" or "Vietnam Tom". He's a San Francisco Bay resident who has apparently spent some time serving in jail.

He was tased during an Oakland A's game for sitting in the wrong seat and drinking alcohol.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Do it!

Ya do it. And I'm diggin Tom. Dudes badass, I'd love to have a few drinks with him at the bar!

 

[pilyin 10+ year member]

the white guy wasnt being racist. he's like ''how much do you get charged to get your shoes shined? i got a funeral on friday and need to get them shined.'' not being racist but totally ****ing random. 4chan found that chicks address and shit. just google her name and you can find it. theyre all threatening her to return the bag and shit haha

Link?

 

[98HOEONSIXEZ 10+ year member]

Epic Beard Man, once thought to be called Thomas Bruso, is a 67 year old possible war veteran who gained internet fame on February 16th 2010 in a video which was filmed on a bus in Oakland California by Iyanna Washington and posted to YouTube. In the video, our elderly hero finds himself confronted by a racially sensitive and angry young black man. He then subsequently surprises us by delivering a beat down, so crushing in its righteousness; that it has touched the scrotum of Jesus himself. Predictably enough, lulz ensue and 4chan dropped everything to announce their new King. For one reason and one reason only: Epic Beard Man is, in fact, a MOTHER ****ER. He even has the shirt to prove it.

Transcript in case you were wondering what all was said..i know i couldnt hear alot of it

Tyrone: AC Transit!

EBM: How much you charge-

Tyrone: AC Transit!

EBM: Let’s get back to business! How much you charging me for a spit-shine?

Tyrone: Wha?

EBM: How much will you charge me to shine my Stacey Adams?

I’m going to a funeral on Friday. I gotta -

Tyrone: Why? What’s your problem?

EBM: You said -

Tyrone: You hear what I said just now?

EBM: Yes.

Tyrone: Why a brotha gotta spit-shine yo' shoes?

EBM : Hey man, you offered!

Tyrone : I didn’t offer you shit!

EBM: What did you just say when you walked by me?

Tyrone : I said why-why a ****in’ brotha gotta spit-shine yo' shoes?

EBM: Nah, you don't have to.

Tyrone: Why a white man can’t shine his shoes?

EBM: It could be a chinaman! It don’t matter!

Tyrone: Look dude. Look.

EBM: I ain’t prejudiced.. What, do you think I'm prejudiced?

Tyrone: You take your *** back up there and get the **** out mah face right now.

EBM: Why you being so hostile man?

Tyrone: ‘cause, I’m pissed off.

EBM : Well, you better be. You better be pissed off, because I..

Tyrone: Take your *** back up there right now.

EBM: ‘cause you ain’t scared, you ain’t scaring this white boy. I'm 67 years old.

Tyrone: I'm 50!

EBM: You ain’t scaring me! You ain’t scaring me! You ain’t scaring me!

Tyrone: Now I’ll put mah foot up your ***!

EBM: OH, NO YOU WON’T! NO YOU WON’T!

Sheneequa: Hey, hay, HAY! Now cheeeell.

EBM: You can put mine up yours. I’m gonna whoop your ***. Sit your little black *** down.

Sheneequa: Forget about tha’!

EBM: You’re gonna sit your mother-****ing *** down!

Tyrone: I’ll put my foot up yo ***.

EBM: No, you wont do nothing to me!

Tyrone: Say it again! Say it, say it, say it alabomi now!

Iyanna: Say it ag’n. Say it a’gn! Say it ag’n, Pinkey!

Sheneequa: He’s getting down, nothing you can do about it now.

Iyanna: Beat his white ***! **** this *****!

Laqueesha: Nooo...

EBM: No you won’t!

Sheneequa: He ain’t done nothin’ wrong, brotha...

EBM: No, I ain’t getting off.

Iyanna: It ain’t worth it, bla, it ain’t worth it.

Laqueesha: My gawd, shut up...

EBM: Prick, you ****ing prick! I will not let you walk on me.

Sheneequa: He’s an old man.

Tyrone: I’ll put my foot up your ***.

EBM: I see tough guys like you and I slap the shit out of you!

Tyrone: What?

Iyanna: Stop it!

Tyrone: WHAAAT? WHAAAAT?

EBM: Now, you come here and I’ll...

Sheneequa: STOP IT! UH UH!

*Epic Fight Scene*

Iyanna: Ooh...

Laqueesha: Ooo... ooo..

Iyanna: OH WHAT THE FUUUU--

Sheneequa: UH UH! STOP IT... OOOOOH.. KNOCK IT OUUUF! OOOOH LAAAAWD HAVE MERCY!

EBM: I TOLD YOU NOT TO **** WITH ME!

Sheneequa: Oh! Jesus Christ! Oh mah gaaawd!

Tyrone: Ooooh...

EBM: HE HIT ME! HE ****ING HIT ME!

Crowd: Oh god...

John: He was within a range of me...

EBM: HE ****ING HIT ME FIRST! HE HIT ME IN THE FACE! THAT’S SELF DEFENSE!

DONT **** WITH ME BOY. DON'T **** WITH ME.

Tyrone: Auh man, Next time. Imo **** you up.

Sheneequa: Oo. Oof. That did not just happen. Go through dat shit! Heharhehar!

Jennifer: You okay back there?

Sheneequa: Naaoh we need AMBER LAMPS!!

Laqueesha: That man was on some kind of dope. That’s why he had...

Iyanna: Ay we can press charges, bla, I got it on vidayoo teyp.

Ooo, yoos leakin. He's leakin.

Taquanda: ****. That motha ****a hit me.

Sheneequa: Are you alright?

Tyrone: Wait, no, no, no.

Sheneequa: Are you alright? Did he breakyuh teef?

Tyrone: NO, BRING M&MS!

Sheneequa: Aw, he needs M&Ms.

Tyrone: BRING AMBER LAMPS!

Laqueesha: Shut the **** up.

Tyrone: I will come back, I will kill dat *****. Imo kill dat *****.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

LOL Tyrone

 

[98HOEONSIXEZ 10+ year member]

lulz and this shits great

pretty much sums up my opinion lol

YouTube - AC TRANSIT BUS FIGHT I AM A MOTHERBLANK 67yr Old Elderly Man Beats Down On Black Man (Raw Footage)

and this voiceover had me rollin

YouTube - AC Transit Bus Fight(TRAG STYLE)

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

then they stole the white guys bag LOL great way to show how the world is changing. growing up i always heard the white man this or that shit we got a black president and you guys still out there doing dumb shit

youblackbrah?

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

Ya do it. And I'm diggin Tom. Dudes badass, I'd love to have a few drinks with him at the bar!

Some good stories in him, I'm sure.

 

[stocker08 10+ year member]

lulz and this shits greatpretty much sums up my opinion lol

YouTube - AC TRANSIT BUS FIGHT I AM A MOTHERBLANK 67yr Old Elderly Man Beats Down On Black Man (Raw Footage)

and this voiceover had me rollin

YouTube - AC Transit Bus Fight(TRAG STYLE)

Voiceover was awesome.

"God ****it I told you boy I beat ya'll slave like dis, god ****it donkey kong punch yo ***. Think cause im 67 I wont whoop yo *** boy I TOLD YOU MOTHA ****A. You gone stop talkin shit to me and know who yo mastah is."

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