How's Dallas, TX? Besides huge

tornado alley. its pretty hot in the south dallas is about 300 miles from the gulf so its not terribly humid but it's still hot as ****. take a cold *** shower closes your pours close that way your nuts aren't sweating by the time you get to work. lol
//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif..hell..stay away from Kansas and Oklahoma..Whicta Tx..A/C is needed for sure:awesome:

 
Interested knowing how/why.
Alot of huge corps. building here for tax breaks and several jobs /people needed to fill positions.Becoming one fastest growing cities in u.s. people all over moving here..nuts man..cali..ny. mass..maryland..va..pa. maine..r.i...wa..az.you name it.cranes everywhere..buildings going up..remodels going on all kinds work man.If you dont have a job here..youre just a plain Lazy azz..

 
//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif..hell..stay away from Kansas and Oklahoma.
You can say that again. In my stays in each state we were hit with tornadoes. Not to mention all the earthquakes in OK, and the straight line winds in KS. I did have a great time in Oklahoma though.

 
"Bread rises quicker and concrete dries quicker. Can't catch AIDS in Texas neither. Nope, it's too hot. That's a fact."
That's good, what's that from? The only Texas quote I know is from one of my favorite movies ever, Full Metal Jacket.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Where the hell are you from anyway, private?

Private Cowboy: Sir, Texas, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

Private Cowboy: Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you a peter puffer?

Private Cowboy: Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet you're the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you!

 
The video itself is really shitty, but my friends have seen it too, and it's funny to make references to it whenever Texas comes up in conversation //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

I'm not even going to bother linking it

"All our cocks are huge, and voluptuous, and juicy, and attractive. Very attractive penises in Texas..... I'm not gay though."

"Inbreedin'? Nope, not in Texas." "Titties are bigger. Vaginas are shorter, narrower, wetter, and taste better in Texas. All the pussies are shaved in Texas."

"We don't fuckin' tickle-fight in Texas neither. Pillow fights are bullshit.... unless they're nude women."

"Texas toast. May have heard of it. If you haven't, you're gay. Fuck Oklahoma. Sooner be gay than a sooner."

 
You may enjoy living at The Mosaic if you enjoy Downtown dining,clubing and partying scene..You can hit the Dart rail right there and hit the West end and party there pretty good..Hit Deep Elm check out some clubs there..all kinds stuff going on down there..Live bands ect.Curtain Club is one of the best..has like 5 different clubs inside it.Trees is pretty good go to and Cyyotes..Blue Cat Blues club..Lots do in that area for fun and experiencing,,not far from AA center really.Alot of new bars and clubs opened up around that location..Addison kinda mellowed out a bit since ive been out and about...There is a Comedy club you can hang out off of Beltline Rd there used have like HBO Comedy. Addison Circle has some nice condos ect, but can get pricey for what you pay for.The Lofts arent too bad to look into.I mean.. You will never run out of things to do in the MetroPlex area.Near Rockwall and at the Harbor there are few things that go on there as well.Couple years from now there will be over a $Billion dollar beach front with condos and all kinds of things going on as they have already began that project.you can Google see what events are coming up..Always something going on here man.Get ready to sweat your azz off in summer time..It can get pretty hot here.At your age..and what you are wanting to do..Id stay at the Mosiac or close by.
solid advice man, lots to look for in your comment so ill be referring to this in the future once i fly out to find a place to stay. you're spot on with what others have told me though, those all sound like great places to stay!

oh and **** the phillipines, great cheap places but dude no. my mom has a friend who moved there to find some chick to get with who was 30 yrs younger then him. they just use you to come back to the usa. dont go that route..lol

 
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