"Bread rises quicker and concrete dries quicker. Can't catch AIDS in Texas neither. Nope, it's too hot. That's a fact."
That's good, what's that from? The only Texas quote I know is from one of my favorite movies ever, Full Metal Jacket.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Where the hell are you from anyway, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, Texas, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog
shit! Texas? Only steers and
queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you s
uck d
icks?
Private Cowboy: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you a peter puffer?
Private Cowboy: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet you're the kind of guy who would f
uck a person in the as
s and not even have the goddam
n common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you!