How To Get To Heaven When You Die

[billjones42 10+ year member]

So basically, there's an all-seeing, all knowing man who lives in the sky who sees everything everybody does at all times. He is nice, but can be a d1ck if you don't follow these 10 rules he lays down for you. He also has a this guy who was once an angel friend of his that will torment you for all eternity if you don't follow these 10 rules. That about sum it up?

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

Cliff notes ftmfw!

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

wtf //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

im not crying im good. its just u know all this talk about god etc. it makes me upset and stuff when i here bad things about god.

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

who said crunk

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

I just got some head at walmart in the parking lot like 11 mins ago //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[lostsuspect21 10+ year member]

I just got some head at walmart in the parking lot like 11 mins ago //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

lmao

 

[Ken448 10+ year member]

Lies!

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

no lie i was there takin pics..... 3 inch sorry bro to blow up your spot but he did get some....

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

ahhahah j/k

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

I wadn't lying

Whole tree inch deek fo u baby.

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

ahhaha

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

Hey wait a minute...

Why were you taking pics of my dick again?

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

so i can show every one u got some head in a parkin lot silly

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

shoulda been gettin pictures of the girl homie.

Queerdo.