ill wear my Roland studio headphones and put the urethral tip of my raw flaccid penis against your ear canal. most likely the sq from my headphones will be greater than the responses you will likely encounter in this thread. But... if u want stereo,,, another member will have to take the other side.. we certainly cant go mono..... BOTH of the ears will need to be plugged.
if you don't enjoy the dick as much as so many other ca.com members,, you are going to have to search around. I was very happy with the BOSE pair i bought a year or so ago.
U might need to play trial and error and buy from places that allow very flexible returns..
Take a look at:
http://reviews.cnet.com/best-earbuds/