How to get a girl...

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

lol. okay.

plus, this is a very informative thread...

should be stickied, seeing as how so many ppl ask for female advice on here //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fro.gif.c695f1f814b01c4ad99fe7f8cccadd29.gif

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

just show her the meat...she will be hooked..unless ur small or asian..well same difference

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I usually fail at teh womenz.

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

i like to touch myself

 

[toolfan89 10+ year member]

everytime a girl turns me down i get depressed and start humping a 220v wall socket. i dont know why but it seems to help.

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

I usually fail at teh womenz.

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[CaliforniabOY5 10+ year member]

just show her the meat...she will be hooked..unless ur small or asian..well same difference

hahhaha i lol'd

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******** i told you already, come to cali and I will make sure you leave de-virginized.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

x2

My womens don't ever come online. They might but

a) I don't have myspace

b) I don't know if they have myspace

c) I can get it up

 

[CaliforniabOY5 10+ year member]

Whats up with C?

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Whats up with C?

Old thread I guess.

Some broad made fun of him because he couldn't get it up. It was a cheap shot and I am sorry.

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

My womens don't ever come online. They might but
a) I don't have myspace

b) I don't know if they have myspace

c) I can get it up

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[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

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I said it was a cheap shot....

 

[CaliforniabOY5 10+ year member]

hah oh.

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

I said it was a cheap shot....

oh well, at least ill be remembered as the guy that couldnt get it up so i could fuck a couple heifers that eventually came back to bite me in the *** because i posted one too many 'im a noobx at teh wemenz...help' threads (bad judgement on my part) lol

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I would have at least got them to give me head. As I get older they tend to want to bang. When I was in HS, girls love to give head so they could stay virgins or whatever.