How late is too late?? nervous thread

[civic2004 10+ year member]

yes. that is true its called pre-c*m and it dont take much. scary thought hmmm maybe if your bud is scared he may rap it up next time and also tell him not to think of it as a mistake just call it a blessing because it is the best thing that could happen to anyone. but call it what you will.(it takes a man to be a man) and if you can be a man then you can be a father

Yeah that pre-c*m will do it. I pulled out to and thought nothing was wrong till she was 1 wekk late, then 2 weeks, took a test, and now i have a 6 year old boy.

Pulling out don't always work. And i agree with what u sau fosgate it does take a man and it is a blessing. my babys mother is not even in the picture she was the one that ran off. I have had him all his life she visits him MAYBE once every 2 month and im not joking. I saw scared at first too but now im happy.

 

[hzsogood 5,000+ posts]

Bad bad thread...

lol, it almost makes me nervous, lol:up2somet:

 

[wgaede 10+ year member]

Just wait until you end up with a mini you..lol

that would be one small ****er... HAHAHAA

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

iceteebone says you should've put a muzzle on the tiger before you let him play in a female's ******

 

[hzsogood 5,000+ posts]

hzsogood says he shoulda never poked something he could'nt take care of , but then again thats not the point of this thread

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

all you can do is get a test and hope for the best, or flee the area

 

[hzsogood 5,000+ posts]

flee the area is a punk way out... gotta face the reaper //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif

 

[GO-N DEF 10+ year member]

I can't believe I missed this thread until now... I didn't read through 7 pages of B.S.

What do you want to know? Let the medical professional dispel the rumors, myths and urban legends...

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I can't believe I missed this thread until now... I didn't read through 7 pages of B.S.
What do you want to know? Let the medical professional dispel the rumors, myths and urban legends...

you seriously a medical person? cause i kinda needed to know how a paternity test works. if they have to stick something up my c0ck hole, i'll just agree to raise the bastard without knowing

 

[GO-N DEF 10+ year member]

you seriously a medical person? cause i kinda needed to know how a paternity test works. if they have to stick something up my c0ck hole, i'll just agree to raise the bastard without knowing

LOL!!!!!!! That's the funniest thing I've heard all night!!!!

Yes I really am and no you don't have to do it that way...

They have to get a DNA sample from you and that can be from blood or a mouth swab. It doesn't have to be your DNA Gun!!!

They will probably take a blood sample so they can match your blood type with the kid's, also...

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

LOL!!!!!!! That's the funniest thing I've heard all night!!!!
Yes I really am and no you don't have to do it that way...

They have to get a DNA sample from you and that can be from blood or a mouth swab. It doesn't have to be your DNA Gun!!!

They will probably take a blood sample so they can match your blood type with the kid's, also...

sweet cause if they came at me with a cotton swab, and told me to take off my pants, i would've been running out of there

 

[GO-N DEF 10+ year member]

sweet cause if they came at me with a cotton swab, and told me to take off my pants, i would've been running out of there

Something to keep in mind...
DNA testing isn't 100%, it only gives you a probability. A buddy of mine got the test done. He's white, Mom is white, Baby was like an olive color. Mom had him convinced out of his fucking mind that it was his. We finally convinced him to get the test done and it came back somewhere around 85% and he was all like, "I told you it was mine!" I had to show the dumbass that it's usually above 95% to confirm fatherhood... We all have some of the same DNA in us...

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Something to keep in mind...
DNA testing isn't 100%, it only gives you a probability. A buddy of mine got the test done. He's white, Mom is white, Baby was like an olive color. Mom had him convinced out of his fucking mind that it was his. We finally convinced him to get the test done and it came back somewhere around 85% and he was all like, "I told you it was mine!" I had to show the dumbass that it's usually above 95% to confirm fatherhood... We all have some of the same DNA in us...

how long after the test will you get results?

 

[GO-N DEF 10+ year member]

Civilian world, I'm not sure about, but on Maury it only takes an episode! LOL!!!!

Should only take about a week to get the results back.

 

[fosgate140 10+ year member]

i like the term (dna gun) lol