how do you pass gas

If I'm in a situation where I can let one rip I will; I'll hold the fart as long as I can then lift up my cheek so that it explodes. Fart maxxing ftw! If I have to be stealth about it I'll walk around while farting and crop dust everyone. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/2thumbs.gif.fdc3ba010dbb42b61704534b46d02fe4.gif

 
If I'm in a situation where I can let one rip I will; I'll hold the fart as long as I can then lift up my cheek so that it explodes. Fart maxxing ftw! If I have to be stealth about it I'll walk around while farting and crop dust everyone. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/2thumbs.gif.fdc3ba010dbb42b61704534b46d02fe4.gif
ROFL, crop dust //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh:

In highschool I just used to let em go. Too much trouble trying to hide it, just take credit for it. Plus those blue plastic chairs that aren't attached to the desks have the perfect curvature for echoes. You can get some serious DB's outa those.

 
ROFL, crop dust //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh:
In highschool I just used to let em go. Too much trouble trying to hide it, just take credit for it. Plus those blue plastic chairs that aren't attached to the desks have the perfect curvature for echoes. You can get some serious DB's outa those.
[bad joke]

legal or in the crack?

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ROFL, crop dust //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh:
In highschool I just used to let em go. Too much trouble trying to hide it, just take credit for it. Plus those blue plastic chairs that aren't attached to the desks have the perfect curvature for echoes. You can get some serious DB's outa those.
LOL, I know exactly what you mean. Hardwood floors take the win though, just squeeze your ass on the floor and let it rip. Man, that **** would echo //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 
ROFL, crop dust //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh:
In highschool I just used to let em go. Too much trouble trying to hide it, just take credit for it. Plus those blue plastic chairs that aren't attached to the desks have the perfect curvature for echoes. You can get some serious DB's outa those.
hahahaha im hitting 139 dbs on my farts, what about yall? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 
Well, Im a senior at an all boys school so I will fart when the class is the most silent. Not a better feelin in the world then rippin a big one when its dead silent, then the whole study hall with 120 people give you a standing ovation! Only happens once in a lifetime

 
Well, Im a senior at an all boys school so I will fart when the class is the most silent. Not a better feelin in the world then rippin a big one when its dead silent, then the whole study hall with 120 people give you a standing ovation! Only happens once in a lifetime
ROTFLMMFAO

/snif/ wipes a tear from my eye/ Wife says "thats nice" sarcastically/

Props to ya man!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yourock.gif.93d527d504392657a77fa577298070a1.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/thumbsupwink.gif.129404938effda6ad9cca39e7f4b58a3.gif

 
if i'm sitting indian style (legs crossed, ankles under knees) then i lean in one direction so that one buttcheek is lifted off the ground. then i let it loose. if i let it loose without lifting a butt cheek, the exhaust becomes plugged some and therefore creates a lower-pitched fart with a low frequency extension that will have heads turning my way. my butt is tuned to 45 hz.

 
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