how do you pass gas

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

anyone ever fart while taking a shower and it smell so bad that you just wanna wash your hair again?

LMAO //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

stealth bomber FTW!

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

The threads on this forum are what keep me alive //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[millerscents 10+ year member]

i work in a shop were all but 3 are men. and even then most every one just rip's em out no holes barred.

some of the people are some nasty a$$'s thats no lie

 

[bizflawless 5,000+ posts]

reading this thread made me tute //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

craps...get up and go if you really have to...wtf is someone gonna say "what'd you just do, take a crap" "yyyyyyyyyyyya, i bet you have today to"...if you ask the teacher and the bich says no...just walk out...what are they gonna do, write you absent...then you go to their superior and tell them you had to take a crap.....

rippin farts in class, i just let em slide...usually sittin on a side desk or back anyways so its not to much of a problem. if it smells...there are 6 people aroudn you to blame it on anyways...then after class you confess to your friends and its a good story.

 

[Dozy_production 10+ year member]

I cannot go take a crap unless its in my own toilet. If im out of town, i designate one toilet and thats it. I dunno, for me its a cleansing ritual. I was at work today and i was trying to do that russian dance while coordinate farting everytime i was close to the ground. kinda worked.

 

[XaznKewLguyX 10+ year member]

don't you guys hate it when your trying to let one out real quiet but then its pretty dam audible anyways? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

I cannot go take a crap unless its in my own toilet. If im out of town, i designate one toilet and thats it. I dunno, for me its a cleansing ritual. I was at work today and i was trying to do that russian dance while coordinate farting everytime i was close to the ground. kinda worked.

Do your friends call you Finch?

 

[supa_c 5,000+ posts]

I give an audible warning " im gonna fart" and then i just release

Ladies...i keep it in. Women have a better sense of smell than men

 

[phyphoestilic 5,000+ posts]

don't you guys hate it when your trying to let one out real quiet but then its pretty dam audible anyways? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

yeah I really hate that, it's happened to me in class before, than I spend all my class time trying to convince myself that other people thought I rubbed my shoe on the ground or against each other or something. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[steveyblack 10+ year member]

ughh the best is when you take a poop and there is someone in the other stall pooping his brains out...and then he gets out and you take a look at it him and turns out to be a friend

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

ughh the best is when you take a poop and there is someone in the other stall pooping his brains out...and then he gets out and you take a look at it him and turns out to be a friend

The "best" what? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

The "best" what? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif Maybe he's got some sort of fetish //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

...eeew..

have you ever tried to fart while walking in a hallway all stealth like, and it half way comes out, but kidna gets stuck... then when you sit down again, it comes out and makes noise and ur like... wtf.