How big is 5'6", 150 pounds for a girl? Fat?

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

I always say the wrong thing like, is that a crab on your clit or something totally stupid.

If you know you are only going to sleep with her once...

Tell her you have AIDS after... That will get a laugh... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Or your pussy tastes like piss //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Perhaps you were going down on her urethra

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

i found two courtney king numbers in mississippi but i don't think they are hers

Post them anyway... We will find out...

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

here is her e-mail..

courtney_king85@yahoo.com

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Post them anyway... We will find out...

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[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

I still have to do it...
I have to ******** silently next to my girlfriend... I usually have to tell her I'm not in the mood so she doesn't make me sore...

that so made me think of American Beauty //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

they ain't hers....These numbers are from South Mississippi..this chic lives in my hometown 86 miles away......

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

American Beauty = Awesome movie....

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

they ain't hers....These numbers are from South Mississippi..this chic lives in my hometown 86 miles away......

Probably under her big burly biker husband who is in prison right now...

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

wow I had a lot of catching up to do. Geez, I was gone for half the day and this thread exploded. ::sighs::

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

i got off the phone with an ex earlier..she looked alright when I dated her my senior year..but now she has gained a fair amount of weight..she was wanting to meet up this coming Friday night...Should I? She is even thicker than the girl from last night but has a better face

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I was under the general impression women like to be talked to and complemented during ***.

Telling them to fix you a sandwich as you roll off is not generally considered a compliment. (at least that is what I was told)

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Telling them to fix you a sandwich as you roll off is not generally considered a compliment. (at least that is what I was told)

If you do a good job, they will offer.

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

i got off the phone with an ex earlier..she looked alright when I dated her my senior year..but now she has gained a fair amount of weight..she was wanting to meet up this coming Friday night...Should I? She is even thicker than the girl from last night but has a better face

Snatch is snatch man...

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Once you go low...it's always easy to go low