The whole "I know you are" thing wasn't clever in third grade. Get something new chief.
I'm not boring by a long shot, anyone who knows me could tell you that much. And you should at least have deduced that cold doesn't bother people in Wisconsin. Worthless (one word by the way) Packers? I was unaware that the most storied franchise in the NFL was worthless. Thanks for the info.
Step up in life? I'm not the faggot working two dead end jobs because he's too dumb to get into community college. I'm not the cheap bastard who mooches off women and makes them pay for anything. I'm not the moralless bit that thinks it's cool to cheat on a woman. I'm not the worthless sperm donor that doesn't pay his child support.
As for cow fucking (figure out the forum filter you retarded douche), all I can do is laugh. Yet another glaring example of your lack of creativity. Think up something personal that actually applies.
Wait, you can't. You're not clever enough, and I'm not a big enough douche that my faults would make it to the internet.