Hilarious/Impressive Voicemails?

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

This lady is friggin crazy. I'd love to know why they brokeup.

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

This lady is friggin crazy. I'd love to know why they brokeup.

Isn't it pretty obvious from the nature of the voicemails?

Completely mental G/F FTL //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

It sounds like he musta done something. But she is **** crazy.

 

[iamamp3pimp 5,000+ posts]

If you have the time have a wander through this site.
It isn't anyone I know but the link was sent to me some years ago and I never cease to find it incredibly funny.

VERY surprised there are none left on valentines day

 

[Eldorado 5,000+ posts]

Did an arnold one for my friend

" hi"

" how are you"

" this is me arnold schwartzanegger"

" it really comes down to this"

" who is your daddy and what does he do"

" HAHAHAHAHAHAh" the laugh goes on forever

He changed it to some stupid griffin dance thingy

 

[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

Mine simply says "You know the routine. Go. *BEEP!*"

I hear ya ...

"Yeah I'm not here leave a message"

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

Yah, I always have a funny voicemail message... Haven't changed mine for awhile. I did one that was a fake conversation too, it gets old pretty fast if ppl call you alot. They get pissed.

I prefer to leave like 15 min long voicemails on other people's phones that ask them about "the stuff" and "I need to get the paper from you if you need the stuff." And say powder randomly in the whole thing while maitaining a convincing Indian accent...

 

[elementxero 10+ year member]

My voicemail message is me laughing maniacally with some fucked up chanting music from an NES cover band blaring in the background then it just suddenly prompts to leave a message.

Any calls trying to solicit anything stop after one try. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

My voicemail message is me laughing maniacally with some fucked up chanting music from an NES cover band blaring in the background then it just suddenly prompts to leave a message.
Any calls trying to solicit anything stop after one try. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

WOT THE FUC LOLOLO!

 

[Belunt 10+ year member]

If you have the time have a wander through this site.
It isn't anyone I know but the link was sent to me some years ago and I never cease to find it incredibly funny.

Aahhahahaha, thank you ahahahhaah!

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

Aahhahahaha, thank you ahahahhaah!

Scary bish, huh?

Makes the wacko ex's I have seem awful tame by way of comparison...

 

[Belunt 10+ year member]

Scary bish, huh?Makes the wacko ex's I have seem awful tame by way of comparison...

Oh I've had much worst, I broke up with the one (messy) and that night I'm walking home through the neighborhood with a few guys chonging it up. Next thing I know it felt like one of my guys were jabbing me in the back I was pretty zonked so I just jokingly yelled some obsurd shit about raping the guy. It continues I turn around and some old guys hitting me with a pipe and there are 3 other guys bailing out of a car running towards us, I take off running (I was 15 at the time, 4 on 1 vs old pricks) to a buddy of mines mas house and by the time I was there they gave up chase. Lucky thing I was wearing a heavy winter jacket at the time, still had a nice shiner on the back though. This girl was a complete wack job I heard she later got molested by her stepdad, the whole family was just a wreck ahhhhhh good times. One time in particular I pull my fingers outta her snazzootch and they're covered in what looked like a combonation of ketchup and cottage cheese, needless to say I didn't do the dick dive that night.