Hilarious/Impressive Voicemails?

[danteBirosel 5,000+ posts]

You know how everytime you call someone cell phone, and when they dont pick up, they can make a voicemail? Well, just wondering if any of u guys came across some hilarious or impressive voicemails?

One i heard alot lately:

(Noisy Background)

"Hello?!"

...pause

"Who's this?"

...pause

"Oh what's up dawg what you doing?"

...long pause

"What? I cant hear you?"

....pause

Operator: "Please leave a message"

Those be getting me good all the time. It sounds like we were really having a conversation.

What are your experiences?

-dante

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[j3bus2k3 5,000+ posts]

I focking hate it! My friend has the same thing and I have yet to not fall for it...

 

[crazy4ozs]

i fell for one like those a while ago...preety trickey //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

If you have the time have a wander through this site.

It isn't anyone I know but the link was sent to me some years ago and I never cease to find it incredibly funny.

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

i heard one.

"do the message. do do do dodo dod dodododo. after the beep. "

like teh song.

 

[j3bus2k3 5,000+ posts]

LOL...wasnt that from the simpsons?

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

LOL...wasnt that from the simpsons?

probably where they got it from yeah.

 

[danteBirosel 5,000+ posts]

hmmm.. if someone comes up with a good one, ill use it on my voicemail.

 

[noisullitahp]

If you have the time have a wander through this site.
It isn't anyone I know but the link was sent to me some years ago and I never cease to find it incredibly funny.

I only listened to a couple, but that is one psycho biatch.

 

[noisullitahp]

My brother had some stupid voice mail saying you've reached the Police Department...and then it basically went on to make fun of the police.

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

I only listened to a couple, but that is one psycho biatch.

I think there are like 53 or so in total and if you do not listen to most (if not all of them) you really have no freggin idea just how loony the chick is!

 

[pcolasfinest 10+ year member]

If you have the time have a wander through this site.
It isn't anyone I know but the link was sent to me some years ago and I never cease to find it incredibly funny.

wow this chick is crazy.....i like how she said she is gonna stop chasing him but yet calls every ten minutes....crazy.....made me chuckle

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

whoa....she-is CRAZY

 

[wgaede 10+ year member]

Mine isn't clever but it says "This is Will's cellphone. Leave me a message, or leave me alone. Either way, I don't care."

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

Mine isn't clever but it says "This is Will's cellphone. Leave me a message, or leave me alone. Either way, I don't care."

Mine simply says "You know the routine. Go. *BEEP!*"