High for the first time in a long time.

[elementxero 10+ year member]

At my house.

I can't stop playing ****ing videogames. No wonder I became a hardcore gamer in my stoner days. Guitar hero, assassins creed, geometry wars, freelancer, unreal tournament 3........ Now I'm playing poker.

Down 3 bucks though.

My girlfriend called me. She was pissed at first that I was so unreasonably blasted in the middle of the day, but I just acted crazier and crazier until she eventually started laughing. Sort of ground her down with absurdity and aloofness until I felted myself on that situation.

Oh, for those of you who don't know, there's a free Dropkick Murphey's pack on GH3 if you have a 360. Songs are pretty fun.

I think I'll drain the forty ounce in my refrigerator and take my chick somewhere that makes no sense; maybe stab the ground for a while until I feel like I've killed the earth.

Oh, pocket 9s in middle position in a limpfest.

Here's how it goes in real time:

Raised 3x big blind.

FOLD FOLD FOLD FOLD FOLD

Oh well, I took a nice little steal I guess. It will pay for this hand I feel like going in with 9J hearts.

Flops all clubs with an ace on it but I hit my 9 for middle pair.

Small raise. Hoping to feel these fools out. One caller. Rest fold.

King on the turn. I'm first to act. Big bet, 1.5x the pot size. Fold.

I'm a bit of a bully at this table I think.

Bye guys.

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[UberAudio 10+ year member]

Just because you smoked a little pot is no excuse to make threads like these.

 

[mapolley07 10+ year member]

made me laugh lol.....

 

[elementxero 10+ year member]

Just because you smoked a little pot is no excuse to make threads like these.

1- Your username is gay.

2- You are canadian.

3- You are an '08'r

4- You are trying too hard to be accepted in this world of people with better user names, nationalitys, and join dates.

It's best you swallow a live grenade and swan dive into an obituary, sir.

I promise to be better than you when I **** every woman who ever broke your heart once you're dead.

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

Interesting, I'm about to get blazed and watch the "science of sleep." Then go party and blaze some more.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

1- Your username is gay.
2- You are canadian.

3- You are an '08'r

4- You are trying too hard to be accepted in this world of people with better user names, nationalitys, and join dates.

It's best you swallow a live grenade and swan dive into an obituary, sir.

I promise to be better than you when I **** every woman who ever broke your heart once you're dead.

don't mess with the tittyloaf.

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

wish i had me some doja.....

i wonder what ***** loaf taste's like... hummm

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

Interesting, I'm about to get blazed and watch the "science of sleep." Then go party and blaze some more.

ahhhhhh! the science of sleep!!! thats the show i was referring to in a thread about sleep a while back. i forgot the name. potheads for the save

 

[grizzjwill 10+ year member]

Is it weed or crack that your high on?

 

[UberAudio 10+ year member]

1- Your username is gay.
2- You are canadian.

3- You are an '08'r

4- You are trying too hard to be accepted in this world of people with better user names, nationalitys, and join dates.

It's best you swallow a live grenade and swan dive into an obituary, sir.

I promise to be better than you when I **** every woman who ever broke your heart once you're dead.

Ohh k.

1) Your username is gay

2) Your an american.. sorry i kno that was harsh but it's true.

3) I'm too lazy to see what year you came from but you have under 2.5k posts.. you don't matter.

4) You are trying too hard to ahh stfu you ******.

It's best you just give up cause you are such a ****ing *** that can't handle his smoke or his girl.

You make no sense and I promise to flame you at every chance I get.

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

Ohh k.
1) Your username is gay

2) Your an american.. sorry i kno that was harsh but it's true.

3) I'm too lazy to see what year you came from but you have under 2.5k posts.. you don't matter.

4) You are trying too hard to ahh stfu you ******.

It's best you just give up cause you are such a ****ing *** that can't handle his smoke or his girl.

You make no sense and I promise to flame you at every chance I get.

oh snap son!

 

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

Well I am no stoner, but thats pretty cool I guess. I really do love 40s though, I told myself I would stop drinking after last nights meltdown, but I am feeling this shit.

 

[elementxero 10+ year member]

Ohh k.
1) Your username is gay

2) Your an american.. sorry i kno that was harsh but it's true.

3) I'm too lazy to see what year you came from but you have under 2.5k posts.. you don't matter.

4) You are trying too hard to ahh stfu you ******.

It's best you just give up cause you are such a ****ing *** that can't handle his smoke or his girl.

You make no sense and I promise to flame you at every chance I get.

Get ready for some sarcasm.

You ready for it?

Here it comes...

I can hardly contain my fear of your wrath.

Okay hold on one second...

Ah, sorry, had to remove my tongue from my cheek. It was really jammed in there.

What a fuckhat.

 

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

Ive smoked weed from a piece and a onesie

 

[UberAudio 10+ year member]

Get ready for some sarcasm.

You ready for it?

Here it comes...

I can hardly contain my fear of your wrath.

Okay hold on one second...

Ah, sorry, had to remove my tongue from my cheek. It was really jammed in there.

What a fuckhat.

You are ****ing dead.