Hi guiz

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Thought I'd give you an update on yours truly:

Ed Hardy beer makes me do this:

This was my outfit last night at the bars. It drew me a ton of attention. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/santa.gif.e1ec9cf2e0a0dd232ad35aa594a126d0.gif

Here is me showering before the bar:

GET YOUR OBAMA BUX RIGHT HURR!

Last week I drove to

to get

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[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

On the way we saw an AFrican yard sale:

And then an African washing his tires.

These Africans sure provide the LOLZ these days! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/veryhappy.gif.fec4fed33b4a1279cf10bdd45a039dae.gif

I am still a member of that shitty Crunktimes site. They read my mind.

I may have my first ****** encounter with a black woman soon. (I have kissed a darkie before though)

I'm getting a new truck and its gonna be a crew cab 4x4!!! I need 4x4 b/c this happened in my front yard last December while backing up to skin a deer.

Pedobear strainer!

This girl is wanting me to drive 1 1/2 hours to bang her. Another POF catch.

(SHOULDER COOKIE, NOM NOM)

This is the first video I took with my new Blackberry. I call it " LOL BUT"

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I seriously hope you enjoyed my update. I hadn't posted here in a while and wanted to keep my fans in the know.

I appreciate your time,

Yours truly,

Deerhunt

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[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

are the chicks fat?

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

are the chicks fat?

What kind of stupid question is that?

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

are the chicks fat?

are you stupid or something? thats the only tail dh gets for some reason.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Check out my new cap.

At first I was like "whoa"

and then I was like "chea!"

 

[natisfynest 10+ year member]

Omghibb

 

[schackel 10+ year member]

legit

 

[roarzorz 10+ year member]

hola

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[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

I think hes stealing the tires to sale at the yard sale not washing them //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[schackel 10+ year member]

lol

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

So far my night has consisted of:

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

Hmmmm...whos the other one for //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Me...tomorrow..

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[Jeremy M 10+ year member]

Lol @ champagne glass