Here is the CA.com question of the day....

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

bc + pull out ftw?

Till your **** rotts off.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

Till your **** rotts off.

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[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

That blows.

It does....you become better at other things once you realize what you do and do not **** at.

I have never had a girl not ask for more though.

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

juzz

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

too late

Indeed....

condom > worrying about some bish going to the dr. tomorrow to find out if she is preggo.
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juzz

juzzz....

 

[Twistid 5,000+ posts]

So I'm messin with this chick and she laid down a bet......if I can hit it from behind for 10 minutes straight, she'll buy me a set of Pros I've been lookin at. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/veryhappy.gif.fec4fed33b4a1279cf10bdd45a039dae.gif Grant it, any other way I'm cool:suave:, but the *** ****s me up. Any suggestions.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

Maybe I can finally hit 1000 with this post. BTW, I'm not that young anymore.

you know its a man and theres no bet involved...

you just want gay butt secks

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

**UPDATED**WTT

WTT: Moofas for butsects

10 minute guarentee or your moofas back!

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

And whatever you do, DO NOT use those condoms that advertise that they prolong performance.

Your dick will feel like its on anesthesia, and it's not a good feeling.

Ugh...tried one of those during my freshmen year...don't remind me

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Shit 10 mins is tough for you? What are you like 14?

 

[Megalomaniac 5,000+ posts]

So I'm messin with this chick and she laid down a bet......if I can hit it from behind for 10 minutes straight, she'll buy me a set of Pros I've been lookin at. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/veryhappy.gif.fec4fed33b4a1279cf10bdd45a039dae.gif Grant it, any other way I'm cool:suave:, but the *** ****s me up. Any suggestions.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

Maybe I can finally hit 1000 with this post. BTW, I'm not that young anymore.

lol, so you stop to think about it over at ca.com and then get back to her?

i've had tougher decisions at the vending machine

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[btlking 10+ year member]

leave home phone number someone will call from here during and just stop until the phone is done ringing lol then be like hay times up

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

if you bust it all over her back does she buy you extras?!

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

If someone calls me during ***, I answer the phone. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

But I don't stop.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

speakerphone ftw

 

[dB-SPL 10+ year member]

I couldn't last 30 minutes for $1,000.

That seems to be about average for me.. I once thought it would be cool to go for 1.5 hours+. But one night I ended up completely inebriated, it went for over 2hours. It just, straight up, irritates you. And the very next hard-on you get hurts like hell. You're not missin' much.

To the OP. Hit the hand first! Then if you feel you're about to finish before the 10 minutes is up, back out of it for a sec, give her a couple @ss slaps to let her know you're still there, take a breath, proceed and collect your speakers. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

-Bill-