have you ever had....

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Ever seen ur balls hanging out on the pavement and had an EMT say oh shit its going to be interesting to see how they fix this. I have. And no, they dont look like jewels.

did u see ur babies swimming around?

 

[electropro 10+ year member]

Ever split your thumb with a 22 ounce estwing on a 30 degree morning?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[04_edge 10+ year member]

ive had my foot stepped on and had one of my toes split open and bled hardcore.

ive broken my arm.

ive had surgery on 4 different things.

ive severely spranged my ankle and couldnt walk on it for a month.

ive been kneed in the balls so hard they turned black for almost 2 months.

ive had my hand sucked under a treadmill and recieved 2nd degree burns from it

ive been hit in the back of the head with a baseball bat and knocked out.

ive severed 2 tendons in my hand, had surgery and rehab for 10 weeks to stretch the tendons back out.(worst pain in my life was rehab)

ive plaid hacky sack with a hot charcoal and it flew up and hit me in the eye.

i was mowing one time and i ran over an old porkchop bone and the gaurd on the back of it wasnt on and it flew out and hit me in the leg.

 

[JLJunkieMX107 10+ year member]

did u see ur babies swimming around?

I see that daily. But no, on that day I just remember taking the handlebar to the groin, feeling a LOT of pain, and looking down to see a pool of blood and my junk hanging out. Went into surgery for 3 1/2 hours and now have an awesome scar to show at parties

 

[InhumanAcura 5,000+ posts]

id rather have a paper cut under the finger nail than across the eyeball..to where all the fluid comes out and you lose vision..seen this happen

 

[Twistid 5,000+ posts]

do you have fake balls?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

blue balls?

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

I see that daily. But no, on that day I just remember taking the handlebar to the groin, feeling a LOT of pain, and looking down to see a pool of blood and my junk hanging out. Went into surgery for 3 1/2 hours and now have an awesome scar to show at parties

so at parties u whip out ur nuts and go "everybody look!!"

I'm surprised u haven't been back in surgery yet

 

[04_edge 10+ year member]

 

[04_edge 10+ year member]

this thread could be epic.

and ****, some of these stories put mine to shame //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[JLJunkieMX107 10+ year member]

so at parties u whip out ur nuts and go "everybody look!!"

I'm surprised u haven't been back in surgery yet

It was a joke, I have never just whipped it out to show people. I had an awesome surgeon that made the scar pretty much unseen.

do you have fake balls?

Naw they saved them both. For a while they were saying I was going to lose one but they pulled through lol

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Naw they saved them both. For a while they were saying I was going to lose one but they pulled through lol

If they lost one of mine i would've told them to pull the plug //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[electropro 10+ year member]

ever closed the trunk on ur pinkie? I have

How bout slammin your finger in an old school caddy door, that happened to be locked with windows up and find that the keys are in the house, and you cant get to them:laugh:

 

[JLJunkieMX107 10+ year member]

If they lost one of mine i would've told them to pull the plug //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

Yeah thats how I felt. I was like wtf I cant lose one!!! I had doctors coming into the ER room just to take a look cuz it was so gnarly. They described it as a 4 inch laceration to the scrotum. Nice clean cut all the way through. They hooked me up with some awesome meds tho.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Yeah thats how I felt. I was like wtf I cant lose one!!! I had doctors coming into the ER room just to take a look cuz it was so gnarly. They described it as a 4 inch laceration to the scrotum. Nice clean cut all the way through. They hooked me up with some awesome meds tho.

I'm cupping my nuts to protect it as i'm writing this