Haiku thread

[sue bee 10+ year member]

it's saturday now

friday was the tag team match

me and your mommys

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

i hit your mom hard

with a steel chair to the vag

she went down on me

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

can still haiku drunk

no excuses why you cant

wh0res you all are //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

thanks for that yoda

i knew you believed in me

a wh0re i will be

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

i love some *******

they is always so pretty

unless they shitty

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

fucking christ girl is

annoying... talking all the

time about nothing.

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

quality is here

hoss, that does not mean you *****

i own your whole life

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

you know i am tops

look back to post number one

i squish you like bug

you indeed own zilch

dont make claims that are not true

me > you

you attack from fear

go brainstorm and try it once

more, this time think hard //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

a haiku is not

a running sentence, even though

you think that it is

im a haiku god

sent from your mom's **** region

to bless this lame thread

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

this thread was funny

until vladipuss posted

then it was ruined

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

these jealous poets

are on my creative ****

eating my art sperm

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

This forum's censor

for the mother fucking lose

It pisses me off

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

a haiku is nota running sentence, even though

you think that it is

im a haiku god

sent from your mom's **** region

to bless this lame thread

go ahead and face

defeat, you have been beaten

haiku king i am

haiku can run on

ancient form of poetry

can't be bound by you

you are not a god,

for i can haiku better.

i agree with q //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

what if the haiku

were the new age rap battle

that would be real neat

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

q doesn't matter

you do not matter either

you know i rule this

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

here is a haiku

like no other before it

SHAZAMMUTHAFVCKA