Haiku thread

[kballa422 10+ year member]

No I am not sir

I skin them and wear their furr

Would you mate with her?

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

hells to the yizeah

four pages and still growing

haiku ftw

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

stop as i drop this

bomb, blow up this place like an

other vietnam

heavy like tyson

blow to the dome, back up son

gimme room, gimme...

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

no one haikuing

where the hell are you guys at

get in here bitches

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

i treaded water

when my heart fluttered so fast

then i flew away

soon as i came back

i needed to kick some ***

so i chose you *****

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

trolls live in small holes

they eat bamboo and gym socks

and dance like robots

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

from this point further

i will only post haikus

never will i post spam

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

And all of you stare

As I drop haikus with flare

They ignite your hair

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

You are a damn Jew

You are gonna burn in hell

I will see you there

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

jew themed haiku is

popular, makes me wonder

are all of you jews?

 

[theCybe 5,000+ posts]

it smells like a spam

so does fi have a website

haiku is ****ed, now.

 

[kballa422 10+ year member]

Its interesting

The size of a whales vulva

It is gynormous

But I do admit

I'd like to body fvck it

Ocean is the lube

 

[chibahawk 10+ year member]

i met a ***** skank

she is ecuadorian

cinthia you ****

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

i took a huge shit

then i made shitballs of fire

and hurled them at you

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

i had turrets once

I YELLED FOR A WHILE and then

i jerked off in school