Haiku thread

[sue bee 10+ year member]

i have searched forever

until the day i found it

my lost welfare check

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

no one knows how to

do a haiku, it's easy

five seven five *****

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

PM me sometime

I love reading through my mail

of cyber *** logs

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

do not contact kids

she said she was like sixteen

it was entrapment

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

it rained from the sky

i opened my mouth to taste

very funny god

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

Sixteen? Giggity!

Sounds like eighteen to me! Oh!

Heh, heh, heh... alllll riiighht

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

one should not be mad

it is a waste of anger

you should **** instead

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

this haiku ninja

strikes swiftly with his sharp words

and steals your wallets

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

Quit making poems

That's plenty for now, ok?

Seriously. Stop.

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

you have cancer, love

and it's also terminal

may i have your watch?

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

hey jmanpc

i can't spell brevity

your face is ugly

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

put it in the butt

thats what i did to your mom

all night long last night.

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

how do you explain

the way your mom sucked me off

like she was in love

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

It really depends

how much you were paying her

Shes good at faking

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

one point to jman

none will go to vladipuss

its friday bitches