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[Rc 415 10+ year member]

Years ago I was dating this girl and we broke up. A few months later she got married, had a kid and moved out of town.
What really ****** is the guy she married was some ******* I used to work with at Budweiser.

Anyway about a year later after she had her kid and all that she was in town visiting her mom with her kid and hubby and called me up.

She made up some BS lie to get outta the house and come over to my place. We caught up on old times and decided to screw

I made her take off her wedding ring and throw it on the floor before I would do anything and she did which felt like vindication for me since I hated the douchebag she married

So I screwed her left/right/up/down for about and hour and sent her on her way and havent talked to her since.

BTW her name is Misty and she lives/lived in Lubbock, Texas so if any of you know her tell her I said hello, I am sure she will remember that night!

thats awsome

 

[bigbirney420 10+ year member]

why would she have to pay the IRS? If she had to pay the IRS, then they would have proved that she was profiting from illegal drug sales and I'm pretty sure she would have caught a criminal case..

Well since everything in apartment and the apartment was in her name only she got charged as an accessory and he took the whole criminal rap saying she didnt have access to the safe. The IRS saw fit to charge them both.

I wouldnt say the dealer took her from me since we had been broken up for at least 2 months when they started talking, but hey some *****es are stupid and he had the good chronic as well as other stuff.

 

[99gtxgolfer 10+ year member]

cs source 56-0 later 85-5

dizzam

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

I got a pwnage story...

Well one time I was at a party and we all got shitfaced... some of us were rolling, others high as balls.. anywayz, so this group of chicks show up, bout 3 of em.. And theres on that is pretty good looking, boneable (not to mention rolling her ass off!), but not at the top of the list. You know the type... So anywayz, me and her get to talkin and all of a sudden I remember who she is... a *****. A ***** i hate. so fast foreward a bit, I go to my bud's parents' room (this was my junior year btw) and we start gettin "intimate" and she likes to be tied up... so i tie her to the four posts... and just before im finished, i texy my buddy to get every guy that wants to bone her ready.. at the end of the night i cant imagine what her cooch must have looked like after 5 other guys taking turns. So the next morning i go to leave, and she didnt remember a thing.... I was thinking the entire time "Pwnt!"

Twas a good night indeed. Pwnt a good looking *****, and she had no clue. Rubbers FTW.

 

[99gtxgolfer 10+ year member]

I got a pwnage story...
Well one time I was at a party and we all got shitfaced... some of us were rolling, others high as balls.. anywayz, so this group of chicks show up, bout 3 of em.. And theres on that is pretty good looking, boneable (not to mention rolling her ass off!), but not at the top of the list. You know the type... So anywayz, me and her get to talkin and all of a sudden I remember who she is... a *****. A ***** i hate. so fast foreward a bit, I go to my bud's parents' room (this was my junior year btw) and we start gettin "intimate" and she likes to be tied up... so i tie her to the four posts... and just before im finished, i texy my buddy to get every guy that wants to bone her ready.. at the end of the night i cant imagine what her cooch must have looked like after 5 other guys taking turns. So the next morning i go to leave, and she didnt remember a thing.... I was thinking the entire time "Pwnt!"

Twas a good night indeed. Pwnt a good looking *****, and she had no clue. Rubbers FTW.

no way //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

no way //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

Ill have to see if my buddy still has the pic of the "aftermath" so to speak.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

so what your saying is because you didnt like the girl, you have her raped? and thats perfectly acceptable in your mind?

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

Well this isnt my pwnt story, my best friends so here it goes:

They were together for 2 years or so. Had a little girl, then he said she turned into psycho *****, or so he says, they fight all the time and stuff. So they split up. We go back to the apartment to get the rest of his stuff, she still had to live there for a few weeks till the lease was up and he moved back in with his mom. Well we have all his stuff loaded and go back into the apartment. He goes into the bathroom, sticks her toothbrush IN his ass, then he pees in her shampoo bottle and shakes it up so it doesnt looked peed in. Haha bet she was like, "man this toothpaste tastes funny, and why does my hair smell like pee?":laugh:

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

i had one of teh mods ban my ex-girlfriend. uber pwn

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

so what your saying is because you didnt like the girl, you have her raped? and thats perfectly acceptable in your mind?

Not technically. you cant rape the willing.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I got a pwnage story...
Well one time I was at a party and we all got shitfaced... some of us were rolling, others high as balls.. anywayz, so this group of chicks show up, bout 3 of em.. And theres on that is pretty good looking, boneable (not to mention rolling her ass off!), but not at the top of the list. You know the type... So anywayz, me and her get to talkin and all of a sudden I remember who she is... a *****. A ***** i hate. so fast foreward a bit, I go to my bud's parents' room (this was my junior year btw) and we start gettin "intimate" and she likes to be tied up... so i tie her to the four posts... and just before im finished, i texy my buddy to get every guy that wants to bone her ready.. at the end of the night i cant imagine what her cooch must have looked like after 5 other guys taking turns. So the next morning i go to leave, and she didnt remember a thing.... I was thinking the entire time "Pwnt!"

Twas a good night indeed. Pwnt a good looking *****, and she had no clue. Rubbers FTW.

Not technically. you cant rape the willing.

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are you joking?

 

[jeepintn 10+ year member]

i was just pwnd by smd4life...uberpwnd

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

Not technically. you cant rape the willing.

so she told you to call those guys and tell them to rape her?

 

[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?p=2717122#post2717122

post 18

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

i went out with three best friends all at one time..one of them knew the others didnt and it tore there hole friendship apart once i broke the news...it was quite funny watching the destruction first hand

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

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are you joking?

haha i wonder how bad his beer goggles were foggin that night

 

[myjaja 10+ year member]

Holy jesus mother of god....//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif
No one's gonna remark on that.

On the rape, were you fighting at first. Then you just gave up. Is that what you mean by letting him rape you?

Why would you **** off his dad? Did you think that was gonna hurt him some how?

One of the mods was abusing his power and thought it would be funny to type that. It probably happened to him...

I didn't want to mention any names but...

*cough*

DBfan187

*cough*

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

no i remember when you posted it bish. pics of sister?

why the hell would i take pics of my sister?

my brilliant idea //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif

indeed

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

One of the mods was abusing his power and thought it would be funny to type that. It probably happened to him...
I didn't want to mention any names but...

*cough*

DBfan187

*cough*

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[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

I got a pwnage story...
Well one time I was at a party and we all got shitfaced... some of us were rolling, others high as balls.. anywayz, so this group of chicks show up, bout 3 of em.. And theres on that is pretty good looking, boneable (not to mention rolling her ass off!), but not at the top of the list. You know the type... So anywayz, me and her get to talkin and all of a sudden I remember who she is... a *****. A ***** i hate. so fast foreward a bit, I go to my bud's parents' room (this was my junior year btw) and we start gettin "intimate" and she likes to be tied up... so i tie her to the four posts... and just before im finished, i texy my buddy to get every guy that wants to bone her ready.. at the end of the night i cant imagine what her cooch must have looked like after 5 other guys taking turns. So the next morning i go to leave, and she didnt remember a thing.... I was thinking the entire time "Pwnt!"

Twas a good night indeed. Pwnt a good looking *****, and she had no clue. Rubbers FTW.

dude...wtf

thats not funny at all, thats really sick actually