Going to the bar sober, and gonna try not to drink. What will happen?

[mk_ 10+ year member]

DD'ing is the safe alternative for us who can't afford any more trips to the ole police station. Good for you, its not as bad as you would think.

 

[BIGsherm7272]

Don't bother it taste like shit, Got one the other day and waited till I got home to taste it. Big mistake //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif
Good luck and have fun, I tried the same thing and was not able to do it unless I just did not go out.

Well your taco bell must **** and mix the soda not very well. Cause I have it at least 3 times a week, and everyone I know says it is like an orgy in your mouth. I think it is rather delicious.

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

Well your taco bell must **** and mix the soda not very well. Cause I have it at least 3 times a week, and everyone I know says it is like an orgy in your mouth. I think it is rather delicious.

They don't mix their own soda retard. The syrup comes in a bag and is hooked up to a soda machine. It all tastes the same, like shit.

 

[MTXman 10+ year member]

Nah.. Baja Blast is amazing.

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

Nah.. Baja Blast is amazing.

You must love mouthwash

 

[Techchild 10+ year member]

I say next time just suggest a strip club //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

No strip clubs close to here..Was one right outside of town but it closed down due to the owner shotting himself in the head in the back of the club one night..This happened the week I moved down here my freshman year. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[CrispedUp 10+ year member]

I try

am I cool?

yes, you are very cool.

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

SAMUEL JACKSON!!!!!
IT'LL GET YA DRUNK!!!!!!!!!

YOU'LL BE FUCKIN CHUBBY BITCHES WITH PANCAKE BOOBIES IN NO TIME!!!!!!!!

YOU MIGHT EVEN FIGHT A NEGRO OR TWO!!!!!!!!

Fixed... again..

Well..
I followed through with plans...Drank water all night..Monster was $4 a can, that was crazy. And I didn't really have that great of a time. I'd rate it about 1/4-1/2 as fun as normal. I really took notice to a lot of things that I have never took the time to notice before. A few observations. 95% of people who karaoke sound like complete ***. Too many guys wear shirts 2 sizes too small trying to look 'swole'. Too many guys are now sporting these $60 Affliction T-shirts thinking they are a badass because they have taken a martial art for 3 months. I didn't even flirt with but 1 girl, and she is in my class. The number of decent looking girls there dropped in half from when I am drunk. Girls make funny faces when they are dancing. All the security guards walk around with their chest stuck out acting all hard. Black people really like lime flavored beer. Some girls just try TOO hard to look good. And last but not least, I really did not like staying sober.

Peer pressure was in fact a *****. Jager bomb in front of me I didn't take..But i proved to myself I could stay sober...I now know next time this arises, I'll just stay at home and save my $10 I spent on the cover charge...

And I was the DD for 2 people, so I guess I could have saved a life or something.

I think I am starting to mature //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

if i aint drinking, i aint going. that's my rule of thumb.

GTFO, go pop some xanax, get robbed, lose your girlfriend, and puke in your car.

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[CRXBMPN 5,000+ posts]

yes on a scale of 1-10 my fun-o-meter pegs itself @ .3 when I am sober at the club //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

maybe i just act uptight all the time and when i am drunk i loosen up and not give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I think that was my problem. Too uptight and just didn't really enjoy it that much.