Going to jail soon. Need some advice.

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

I was thinking more along the lines of advice that will KEEP me from getting *****. Like not wiping my *** the whole time i'm there or something.

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

Get respect, then your good

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

*NSFW*

This might help....

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

I hope i find a nice protective boyfriend.

 

[mapolley07 10+ year member]

beat someone else up and **** them, if you don't make someone your bitch right away, someone else will **** you and make you their bitch

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

cellmate*

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Hey guys, i'm going to jail soon and i need some advice. So i'm pretty sure i'm going to get *****. My friends say i look like a young Owen Wilson and i'm in pretty good shape. I also have a nice ***. This is a big problem because the school im going to be going to when i get out has hard plastic chairs and when i called up they said they would not provide cushioning of any sort. I'm just saying that i'm pretty sure i'm going to be sore for a while after i get out and dont really want to carry around a doughnut with me because its sort of embarassing.
Do any of you boys that have been in the 'system' before have any advice? Like avoid licking my lips or puckering them or something?

Thanks guys!

Can I buy some weed from you?

 

[GoochJuice]

Hey guys, i'm going to jail soon and i need some advice. So i'm pretty sure i'm going to get *****. My friends say i look like a young Owen Wilson and i'm in pretty good shape. I also have a nice ***. This is a big problem because the school im going to be going to when i get out has hard plastic chairs and when i called up they said they would not provide cushioning of any sort. I'm just saying that i'm pretty sure i'm going to be sore for a while after i get out and dont really want to carry around a doughnut with me because its sort of embarassing.
Do any of you boys that have been in the 'system' before have any advice? Like avoid licking my lips or puckering them or something?

Thanks guys!

i wouldnt worry then. they dont put celebritites in with the general population.

 

[delvryboy 5,000+ posts]

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[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

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Of what? His cornhole?

That's pretty ****ed up.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

So will you still be posting from the CA.COM?

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

*NSFW*
This might help....

thats some nasty chit right there bro........

To the guy going to jail,Crime dont pay -

You better act crazy and beat down some brutha right

from the get go and take a stand or your'll be tossin saladsbut honestly

if you look like owen wilson your screwed Nice knowing ya

 

[yne721 10+ year member]

my advice:

wear lots of red lipstick and a long haired wig. it really sends the "don't fuck with me or i'll kill you" message quite nicely

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

1) On your first day there find the biggest, meanest, black guy and kick his ***... Nobody will fux with you from there out.

2) refuse to take group showers

3) don't look directly into others eyes

4) don't cry at night

5) don't ******** what so ever, not even in your cell

6) claiming you aids don't work because 20% of the cellmates have it as well. This will just make you a target to get ***** by an aiderooo and catch it yourself.

 

[RipDaJacka]

1) On your first day there find the biggest, meanest, black guy and kick his ***... Nobody will fux with you from there out.
2) refuse to take group showers

3) don't look directly into others eyes

4) don't cry at night

5) don't ******** what so ever, not even in your cell

6) claiming you aids don't work because 20% of the cellmates have it as well. This will just make you a target to get ***** by an aiderooo and catch it yourself.

**** the Fuck!!! lol