Girl I'm dating is allergic to latex...

[95ZJ 10+ year member]

Maybe nurse practitioners make 50 an hour, but she's just like a patient care nurse, no shes pulling in like 10 or so. Anyways, that's besides the point. Anyone have experience with polyurethane condoms like the Durex Avanti? I've heard the Trojan Supra basically sets you up to fail, and if the Avanti is the same, it sounds like the good ole' pull out is what is on the agenda.

 

[DjiNN 10+ year member]

Pull out and spread your spunk all over her body ..

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

Since when do nurses make 35-50 an hour? Holy shit.
Of course its possible. However, your average and most nurses do not make near that much money.

A good RN can pull serious dinero //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[SRim23 5,000+ posts]

read the fine print on condoms other than latex. the last trojan made latex alternative i read the box and it said in fine print that it wasnt proven to prevent pregnancy or std's. i thought to myself wtf is the point in using them then! ha ha

she should let you bust on her *** or stomach. its her problem you cant wear latex ha ha.......has she never had *** before? doesnt she know what to use. or has she let all the other guys go bareback too?

 

[Yeah Toast 10+ year member]

ehh my girl friend has a degree in ginger studies (*** basically) the reason why most birth control fails is due to women taking it wrong. 80 to 90 percent of women don't take BC right. No bs. thats why you hear "Well i don't know how i got pregnant i was on the pill." BTW pulling out is not that effective you can still get her pregnant. pre-c is full of your seed. have fun. ftw anal. ha

 

[SRim23 5,000+ posts]

ehh my girl friend has a degree in ginger studies (*** basically) the reason why most birth control fails is due to women taking it wrong. 80 to 90 percent of women don't take BC right. No bs. thats why you hear "Well i don't know how i got pregnant i was on the pill." BTW pulling out is not that effective you can still get her pregnant. pre-c is full of your seed. have fun. ftw anal. ha

my moto if i do resort to pulling out is once it starts to feel good stop lol if you have good stamina and control it shouldnt be a problem, if ur a 2 pump chump then you gotta be careful

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

i got some natural lamb condoms b4 cause i heard theyre the most sensitive. pulled out one and after one look at that nasty intestine looking thing with what appears to be a rubber band on the one end....i threw the whole box out lol.

and pulling out sux. it takes like 95% of the fun outta ***. the best part is the nut, and when your not doing it inside a chick its just like spanking your wang anyways. plus i push my luck WAY too far when i do it. ive ****ed up more than a couple of times.

 

[casper97ta 10+ year member]

Raw dog that bish man.. Throw a seed all up in it.

On a serious note, lamb or sheepskin is gonna be your best bet

 

[Dingleberry 10+ year member]

skeet, skeet!

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

what's wrong with being her baby daddy?

 

[WillyG4444 10+ year member]

There are female contraceptives as well you know. Not just condoms //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Pootie 10+ year member]

Condoms are for sailors //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[DBDRAGGUY 10+ year member]

how about some head!?

I agree. Have her Lick it with an empty promise to stick it and your golden.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

if she makes good money...just hit it, spread your seed, and enjoy the $35-50/hour any nurse makes.

Your figures are a bit high.
In FT. Worth the median salary of a staff nurse is 55k which translates to $25/hr

Licensed Practical Nurse is 35k which is roughly $16.5/hr

However if she is a Certified Nurse Anesthetist then the median is 132k which is $62/hr

So the spectrum is broader and starts lower than you said and ends higher than you said. He never said what type of nurse she was, so it was all BS speculation anyway //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif there are many different nursing fields.

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

car audio dot com, i am reaking pissed at you...

how has nobody said PIITB yet //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

you should all be ashamed...