Gift ideas for the misses?

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

Dick in a box or a tempurpedic mattress

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif beat me by one post

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

do i get a cookie?
good luck.

want me to make and ship it, or paypal you the 50 cents so you can buy one at the gas station //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[donpisto 5,000+ posts]

Giver her teh cawk....go without protection and leave some sweet juices in here....that sort gift can last up to 9 months with her and the rest of her lifetime if it full develops.....

or...

a girl can't refuse a Tiffany's bracelet or necklace. I got a necklace for my gf as part of her 21st b-day. Took her to vegas, went and saw her a show and did the first suggestion as above (but with protection). Though after boxing everything up since her house was being remodeled, she can't find it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif There goes a nice gift and $300 of my monies that could have been used on teh audioz.

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

want me to make and ship it, or paypal you the 50 cents so you can buy one at the gas station //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

they're only 35 cents or 3 for a dollar at my folks's station //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif come buy ours. they're even better than all the other gas station cookies too!

 

[donpisto 5,000+ posts]

well then if u want a cheesy romantic idea, google "buying a star", buy her a star and send her the certificate. girls think stuff like that is cute.
maybe do that and a pair of earrings or somethin that she can wear

I saw that on the George Lopez show.

 

[B_Rad_NC 10+ year member]

Get her some underwear and pajamas, ALL girls like that stuff.

And what exactly are your parental issues? Im having the same problem with my girl, her dad thinks im poor because i never had a job (rich grandma supported me up until a couple months back) and he doesnt like the fact that my car broke down once up there (had a ****** issue in my catalina) and he thinks im a horrible, poor person. We were chilling at a elementary school just sitting on the bleachers talking and shit, and someone called the cops, they said we were trespassing but let us off with warnings and i had to take her home, her dad used that as an excuse to not let me see her for 3 months. Her dad is an *** too, i would always try to talk to him everytime i would take her somewhere and bring her back, but he would never have a "man to man" or whatever. Never gave me a chance to prove that i wasnt such a horrible person like he thinks i am, but yet he still thinks that.

So, whats the deal with your womans parents?

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

hint. buy something that you will use just as much //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

i bought my dad a table saw for christmas...hmmm. better boxes here i come!!

 

[bk12321 10+ year member]

I saw that on the George Lopez show.

pretty sure somebody told me about it like 4 years ago and i googled it to see if u really could

seemed pretty cheesy but i mean if a girl was into that kinda thing it would be really "different" in a good way

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Giver her teh cawk....go without protection and leave some sweet juices in here....that sort gift can last up to 9 months with her and the rest of her lifetime if it full develops.....
or...

a girl can't refuse a Tiffany's bracelet or necklace. I got a necklace for my gf as part of her 21st b-day. Took her to vegas, went and saw her a show and did the first suggestion as above (but with protection). Though after boxing everything up since her house was being remodeled, she can't find it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif There goes a nice gift and $300 of my monies that could have been used on teh audioz.

u work hard for the pussy don't ya?

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

pretty sure somebody told me about it like 4 years ago and i googled it to see if u really could
seemed pretty cheesy but i mean if a girl was into that kinda thing it would be really "different" in a good way

do they ever look up the star and find out some other bish's name is also on that star?

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

u work hard for the pussy don't ya?

i would do the same but im just **** lazy. **** dry spells.

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

Get her some underwear and pajamas, ALL girls like that stuff.

And what exactly are your parental issues? Im having the same problem with my girl, her dad thinks im poor because i never had a job (rich grandma supported me up until a couple months back) and he doesnt like the fact that my car broke down once up there (had a ****** issue in my catalina) and he thinks im a horrible, poor person. We were chilling at a elementary school just sitting on the bleachers talking and shit, and someone called the cops, they said we were trespassing but let us off with warnings and i had to take her home, her dad used that as an excuse to not let me see her for 3 months. Her dad is an *** too, i would always try to talk to him everytime i would take her somewhere and bring her back, but he would never have a "man to man" or whatever. Never gave me a chance to prove that i wasnt such a horrible person like he thinks i am, but yet he still thinks that.

So, whats the deal with your womans parents?

i grew up with this chick, our families have been friends..went to dinners together, summer beach houses..etc. all that stuff. so about 3 years ago we start taking an interest into eachother. kept it secret, and one day came out with it. im 2 years older than this girl, and thats all her mom has against me. and she hates me for it. whenever i was little her mom would always tell me if anything ever happened at home, she would be the first one to take me into her house, i was such a nice kid, i could always turn to her..etc. me and the daughter start dating..turns to pure hatred over night. so about 6 months ago her mom just started giving my gf hell EVERY day. making her life a living hell. so i was like ok, we'll tell everyone we broke up and whatnot..so itll get your mom off your back. so we got one of those go phones the pay as you go ones..and her mom found it 3 weeks ago and saw my number on the call lists..called the cops (im pretty sure its a cop she knew, to harass me) and the cop went off on me. ive broken no law in florida (shes 17, im 19) so they cant do anything, but i dont want the harassment. i just pretty much said ok whatever, ill wait till shes 18 so theres no controversy.

her mom is a psychotic piece of shit. her and her dad split up like 15 years ago because her mom went crazy, and somehow kept custody of the daughter, my gf. her mom is insane, and there isnt enough time in the night to tell you all the stories why.

EDIT: and shes 18 in march. thats where the 3 months came from.

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

do they ever look up the star and find out some other bish's name is also on that star?

thats what ive always wondered

 

[donpisto 5,000+ posts]

u work hard for the pussy don't ya?

nope, dont need to mang. i just like to give somethin nice because thats part of who i am... it's also great to know teh poosey i get has no STD's

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

ill have to look for her myspace. give me a sec.
hr rack isnt huge, but its one of the nicest ones youll ever see.

still waiting.....hurry up! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif