Get The F*ck Off My Car Assh*le!

[Black_Jesus 10+ year member]

i hate it when people lean on my car or put f*ckin advertising flyers under my windshield wipers or the kind that stick onto the windows and you have to peal the whole **** thing off.

im gonna set my alarm so **** sensitive that bird shit will throw it into full tilt

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[snb778 5,000+ posts]

never had anything put on my car that I had to "peel off" that sucks man. hook up at 5000 watt tazer to your alarm, that will keep em off

 

[chinny 5,000+ posts]

rofl, if a bird shits on it it goes of lolooo

 

[chinny 5,000+ posts]

how do i adjust the sensitivity of my 791xv? really stupid question im just not that smart with alarms

 

[Black_Jesus 10+ year member]

shock sensor, proximity sensor, audio sensor, etc...

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

one time i was just talking to my friend standing by my car, and this old lady comes up and leans against it and im like //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif OH NOES! but i didnt really say anything, then she left

 

[kuijo 10+ year member]

one time i was just talking to my friend standing by my car, and this old lady comes up and leans against it and im like //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif OH NOES! but i didnt really say anything, then she left

Don't worry tom, i think you could have taken her... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

me and elias were looking up 50Kw tazers the other day.

 

[InhumanAcura 5,000+ posts]

can we expand this thread with "there is a million spaces in this lot, wtf are you parking right next to my car "??

 

[kuijo 10+ year member]

can we expand this thread with "there is a million spaces in this lot, wtf are you parking right next to my car "??

Haha, i do that sometimes. If i see someone with a car and they're taking up 2 parking spots so no one can park next to them, just park inbetween the next set of lanes next to them.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

i hate the people that take up two spots, that'll make me **** with your car more than anything

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

i hate the people that take up two spots, that'll make me **** with your car more than anything

Well, if they didn't make those **** compact spaces, we wouldn't have to take up two spaces //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif Smaller-than-normal spaces annoy me.

People with trailers have absolutely no etiquette, though.

 

[ruckus]

I would of tasered the old b*tch

 

[swaptrex 10+ year member]

i can't stand it when loser's park right next to me!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif

 

[scrappy 10+ year member]

I was walking outside of work the other day and some idiot I work with is really close to my car. I keep staring like is he leaning on my car wtf. So I decide to walk over there and he ends up moving away from my car and leaning on the girls car he is with. Normally I park at the end where no one else is but the parking lot was packed that day. I hate idiots like that. Just because you drive a piece of shit doesnt mean everyone does

 

[RCwhat 10+ year member]

the worst is you have a bike and you come out of some store or gas station to see some punk kid on your bike pretending to be in a full tuck going 150.....i swear i was gonna smack the last kid that did it but his mom was there watching him. I really wanted to yell at the bltch mother for letting her kid sit on my bike...but she apologized before i got the chance to bltch out her and her son.