Gag gift ideas?

[Motley 10+ year member]

We're doing this white-elephant gift exchange thing this year. I need some cool ideas for a gag gift.

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[vellocet 10+ year member]

Magnifying glass boxed as a penis enlarger.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I saw something funny at Spencer's the other day.

"Vag-a-seal.........Makes you feel like a virgin again!"

Thought about buying it for a friend who just lost her virginity.

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

box full of used condoms..

prefferebly with semen still in them..

 

[dumple 5,000+ posts]

a turd in a purse

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

slash your chosen persons tires minutes before the gift exchange. then take a picture and put it in a box. there you have it. just hope that everyone stays true to being annonymous within knowing who's gift is who's..

 

[captaincheesey 10+ year member]

Bottle of ipecac

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

a venomous snake in a gift bag is always unexpected.....

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

*****. Big, purple *****.

 

[Proximity 10+ year member]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

 

[germandark 10+ year member]

a ball gag.

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

have *** with your chosen person. be sure to not use any condoms.

then in the box just put a note saying you've just picked up 3 VD's!

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

*****. Big, purple *****.

Gotta be big enough to gag...if so...win

 

[quest51210 10+ year member]

box full of used condoms..prefferebly with semen still in them..

well, another member who admikts to liking man semen

 

[ArrizX 10+ year member]

blow up doll