I was thinking about where all I could hide, and the bushes are nice, but it'd be hard to be in there and be quiet and inconspicuous. Plus, I'd have to be around the corner. Then I thought "hey! you can't see shit through my back windows at night. I'll just sit in my back seat..." So they start painting and I just step out of my car and beat their *****. I'm also going to enlist the help of a friend, because if there's two of them one might get away.
I figure once I've got em on the ground, I'll hog tie them with duct tape. I also thought... if they come via car, whoever is closest can go steal the keys if they leave it running lol.