fvckin bums

[SUB_URBAN 10+ year member]

i remember one time i got a whopper from burger king and the ****ing thing was nasty so i'm driving down 8 mile getting on 75 and a dude pops out from under the overpass. you could see a mattress laying underneath and shit and he has a sign saying willing to work for food or something like that so i asked him if he wanted my whopper. later i found out that burger king got in trouble cause they sold a lot of tainted food and people were getting sick

lol bum poison ftw!

 

[1loudsuv 10+ year member]

I ignore them.

i usually just kick it in the truck while my girlgoes into the store so i get it sometimes but right away i tell them no before their even done. and one time some kind of good looking girls looked like run aways where trying to talk to them i ignored them and they got pissed *** hell **** them they got nothing to offer me why even talk to them. not like im ****ing some girl off the streets. same thing happened another time. shit theirs two girls that drive around here in long beach and will pull over and ask you for change its funny i was at my dads waiting for him to come out and bam they pull up and i ignore them they drive off and my dad is like oh those girls are always asking for change. shit if i where a girl i rather be a stripper then some bich asking for change on the streets

 

[SUB_URBAN 10+ year member]

i usually just kick it in the truck while my girlgoes into the store so i get it sometimes but right away i tell them no before their even done. and one time some kind of good looking girls looked like run aways where trying to talk to them i ignored them and they got pissed *** hell **** them they got nothing to offer me why even talk to them. not like im ****ing some girl off the streets. same thing happened another time. shit theirs two girls that drive around here in long beach and will pull over and ask you for change its funny i was at my dads waiting for him to come out and bam they pull up and i ignore them they drive off and my dad is like oh those girls are always asking for change. shit if i where a girl i rather be a stripper then some bich asking for change on the streets

you would be a pretty ugly girl so stripper would not be a good job for you.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

i usually just kick it in the truck while my girlgoes into the store so i get it sometimes but right away i tell them no before their even done. and one time some kind of good looking girls looked like run aways where trying to talk to them i ignored them and they got pissed *** hell **** them they got nothing to offer me why even talk to them. not like im ****ing some girl off the streets. same thing happened another time. shit theirs two girls that drive around here in long beach and will pull over and ask you for change its funny i was at my dads waiting for him to come out and bam they pull up and i ignore them they drive off and my dad is like oh those girls are always asking for change. shit if i where a girl i rather be a stripper then some bich asking for change on the streets

send the woman in to do the shit. i like your style.

 

[SUB_URBAN 10+ year member]

send the woman in to do the shit. i like your style.

yea +1 for making women do stuff for you.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

I know of someone who pissed in a empty Wendy's cup and gave it to a bum, who was hassling people at a stoplight. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[fakename 10+ year member]

while i was at work yesterday some bum came into publix asking if they sold beer singles cuz he needed something to wash his sandwhich down with.. so i was like umm idk lets go look. so we find one brand that does it was like 1.89 for a tall can and he didnt have enough so i gave him what i had in my pockets ( like 19 cents ) and he was very thankful. he talked like one of the guys from cheech and chong

 

[dkmesa 10+ year member]

Awesome story. I had a bum once explain to me that he wasn't really a bum, he jost had no job, house, and was 3 weeks clean from drugs. So he keeps telling me I have an amazing car and asked me how I got it so young. I set him up to rob me when I told him I had rich parents, and I was disappointed when he didn't give me an excuse to beat some ***. Well anyways, he told me he crapped his pants but he went way too in depth so I gave him three bucks and told him to work hard.

 

[bigsamflo 10+ year member]

I was at work yesterday emptying the trash and two bums come up to me asking for a dollar so they can buy a soda. I say no several times and they leave and then come back later showing me how someone else gae them a dollar. Well once I am inside I see them checking out with a 12 pack of beer and a bunch of other stuff, all for one dollar

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

Awesome story. I had a bum once explain to me that he wasn't really a bum, he jost had no job, house, and was 3 weeks clean from drugs. So he keeps telling me I have an amazing car and asked me how I got it so young. I set him up to rob me when I told him I had rich parents, and I was disappointed when he didn't give me an excuse to beat some ***. Well anyways, he told me he crapped his pants but he went way too in depth so I gave him three bucks and told him to work hard.

I literally fell out of my chair when I read that. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
When I was 13, my entire baseball team was spending the night at my friend's house. He lived on a busy 4 lane street, and there was always a ton of traffic. He lived on a corner lot, so right outside the front yard was a stop light. Around 10pm or so we're sitting in the front room watching a movie, and someone notices there's a bum on the corner with a sign in his hand.

So being the baseball team and all, we decide we want to start throwing shit at him. So I get some little plastic baggies, fill them with mustard, ketchup, mayonaise, horseradish sauce, pickle juice, and other stuff that I found in the fridge. We made a bunch of these and decided to throw them at him at once. So we went out the front and all chucked them at him at th same time. Most of us hit him and he was covered like a flag in ketchup and mayonaise. My friend hit him in the head and it looked like he was going to hit the ground.

Pretty messed up story, but it was funny as hell //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Sentinel 10+ year member]

wow that's really fked up //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

Awesome story. I had a bum once explain to me that he wasn't really a bum, he jost had no job, house, and was 3 weeks clean from drugs. So he keeps telling me I have an amazing car and asked me how I got it so young. I set him up to rob me when I told him I had rich parents, and I was disappointed when he didn't give me an excuse to beat some ***. Well anyways, he told me he crapped his pants but he went way too in depth so I gave him three bucks and told him to work hard.

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[psych0ticnemes1 5,000+ posts]

here we always get "vietnam veterans" living on the streets holding signs "help a vet, donate"

 

[forceofwill 10+ year member]

The bums have organized into a union thing down here. At every major street light they are there with shirts that say "Homeless Voice" and they sit there all day and collect money. Someone's probably making a killing from it.

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

some chic begged me for a few bucks at the Exxon yesterday.

I offered her 25 if she blew me,she said she couldent because her baby was in the car( which was true I saw her kid in the car seat)

LOL so I said no gas money for you biotch