fvckin bums

i pull over to a gas station to get some pepsi + cigarettes and this bum comes up with the same ole s.o.b. story "me and my family so and so gas money so and so im not a bum" and hes gettin real close like im thinkin this guys sizin me up to rob me so im like "yo man back up a few inches" and i go to get in my car and he walks up with the door all open so i sit down right fast and lean over (bench seats, go buick //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif ) under the passenger to grab my tire iron and he goes straight up to the window and is like "come on man lemme catch a square" so i just opend the pack and gave him one and drove off.... pretty lame ending and sounds like a ***** move but i was really stoned and i try to avoid trouble especially on bragg. blvd... after i drove away i started thinkin man i shouldve knocked that ***** out cus he might try to rob a woman or something .. but wtf i just cant get over that shit thats the kinda stuff that gets you shot //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 
You should have bought him a BEER, thats what I do.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif
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I once had a bum pick up a cig I threw out at a stop light. He knocked on the window and said thanks...I gave him a 6'er and a few more...Only cause his sign said "Will work for beer" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 
wow thats an everyday thing here after the clubs. like they will try to say they walked all the way from the freeway and just need some gas money or that its their birthday, but yesterdays was good cuz the guy straight up said "dog i aint gonna lie i just want some liquor and smokes can i get a coulple bucks"

 
there's always the one on 7th street exiting from autozone...

funny that a bum made it on post, tho. then again, i get accosted by various people inviting me to attend their church... much more pushy than your average JW

 
there was one of those guys on our SB trip saying he needed to pick his daughter up in Jacksonville or something. i said the kid in back passenger seat will give you money and when he went behind the car to go to that window i sped off lol. there is also one on the I465 exit at 82nd and keystone in indianapolis that always walk the exit with a sign. i prefer to give him a half smoked cigarette that i slobber on lol:cool:

 
They walk up to me all timid, like they don't want to get close to me. Tell me their story. I normally say nope sorry can't help. They normally are all young guys, while they are asking for money they look down at the ground a lot.

I guess it depends on who you are.

Or maybe I have ERYSIPELOTHRICOSIS?

 
i remember one time i got a whopper from burger king and the ****ing thing was nasty so i'm driving down 8 mile getting on 75 and a dude pops out from under the overpass. you could see a mattress laying underneath and shit and he has a sign saying willing to work for food or something like that so i asked him if he wanted my whopper. later i found out that burger king got in trouble cause they sold a lot of tainted food and people were getting sick

 
i remember one time i got a whopper from burger king and the ****ing thing was nasty so i'm driving down 8 mile getting on 75 and a dude pops out from under the overpass. you could see a mattress laying underneath and shit and he has a sign saying willing to work for food or something like that so i asked him if he wanted my whopper. later i found out that burger king got in trouble cause they sold a lot of tainted food and people were getting sick
You Pwn3d that bum //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/woot.gif.aaa6090e619a97b6090d16dd863c5a69.gif

Maybe he died.

 
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