fvck my life

[jdawg90 10+ year member]

http://www.fmylife.com

awesome website

Click to read more...

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

retoast to the Nth degree...

 

[orangecounty1 10+ year member]

reTOAST zomg

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

ZoMfGaWD ResizzleToastizzle.

FYL

 

[orangecounty1 10+ year member]

i kan has toast?

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

One more of you faggots posts this shit I am gonna have to choke a *****.

post pics

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

jfc

fml

 

[Annnarbor84 5,000+ posts]

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'd be going on a trip to Europe. I assured him that I would never cheat on him with any european guys. He replied with, "Why would I be worried? You're not very pretty." FML:hilariou:

 

[natisfynest 10+ year member]

free toast?

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

One more of you faggots posts this shit I am gonna have to choke a *****.

And no one even think about making a Chris Brown reference in reply to this... I am tired of those too.

 

[Loud3 10+ year member]

Burnt toast.

 

[mbaoo]

retoast to the power of yotta.

this one made me laugh though..

Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having ***. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML