Funny wording on stuff

[brandontw 10+ year member]

Has anyone ever noticed some of the wording people use sometimes?

 

I found some of my favorite when I was shopping for a case for my ipod on ebay.

 

"Made of durable Aluminum. Provide ultra comfortable feeling for your grapping."

http://cgi.ebay.com/Silver-Metal-Case-Screen-Guard-for-iPod-Video-30-60GB_W0QQitemZ200034879074QQihZ010QQcategoryZ56170QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

WTF is Grapping?

 

"Made up of Good Quality Aluminium, bearing high collision and sudden scratches"

"Aluminium with Ultra-Thinness, saving space" Ultra thinness FTW!!!

"The side lock holds the top and bottom of the case tightly together, in order to avoid opening the case by sudden." Ill have you know i actually bought one of these, and it has never opened by sudden...LOL

http://cgi.ebay.com/smart-IPOD-VIDEO-30GB-60GB-ALUMINIUM-METAL-CASE-5G-blk_W0QQitemZ300035994367QQihZ020QQcategoryZ56170QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

I bought a hard drive from a guy once and it came DOA and he typed english so bad that i barely got a return from him...i wonder if he was using the language barrier to avoid returning my drive

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[dkguitarist 5,000+ posts]

intranet gramma ftl.

someone should report them to the grammar nazi's. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

at least if you post something for sale, at least make it somewhat professional. hell, that's what spellcheckers are for!!! (even firefox has it as i see it on my toolbar right now!!). fawkin idiots.