Funny story (might be a repost, but it's worth it)

[Phrozt 10+ year member]

It all started when I introduced my girlfriend to the World of Warcraft. I got her in my competitive guild thinking she would hit level 20 and then quit. She actually became quite involved, and I helped her with leveling and such. She made it to lvl 50, and had become quite good at battleground PvP.

It was kinda nice, coming home after work, and sitting in the same room with her, being able to share my hobby. I thought it strengthened our relationship significantly. We talked a lot more, spent more time together, and generally got along better. I should have known that when WoW became the topic of conversations 90% of the time that it might be getting too unhealthy.

After she was geared up a bit, she got used to being on Ventrilo and chatting with the guild members. Now, I'm not the passive aggressive type so I made sure all of those little nerds knew that she was my woman, and that we lived together. She had a few puppy dogs follow her around, but nothing too serious. However, I began to notice that her and my guild leader had been talking quite a bit in tells. Every time I came in the room she would clear her log so I couldn't see what she was talking about in whispers. I thought nothing of it, I used to have a nervous tick like that when I lived with my parents.

Well, one day I came home and she was in the bathroom. I looked on her screen and saw some very... ****** and detailed conversation with my guild leader. My heart starts pounding.

I storm to the bathroom door while she's taking a shit and start pounding on it, I screamed "ARE YOU FUCKING MY GUILD LEADER" "ARE YOU SERIOUSLY FUCKING DOING THIS TO ME?" Silence. She knew what happened. She knew she should have logged off when she went to take a shit. I guess it was fate's way of clueing me in on what the fuck was going on.

She came out after about 20 minutes and told me that she had fallen in love with my guild master, let's call him "Tom".

Tom lives about 4 hours from us and we had never met, but she later confessed that one of the weekends she spent with her "parents" was actually at Tom's house. She said they had ***, a lot.

I started crying uncontrollably. What was I going to do? We are in a lease contract for another 7 months, how the fuck can I handle this? I went right to bed and locked the door, she slept on the couch that night. Days went by and we didn't talk much, and she slept on the couch. I stopped playing WoW all together.

I thought I could live out the lease until I heard that she is having Tom over. I fucking flipped. She claimed that she had a right to have people over, just like I did. I had to concede and let her invite this fucktard over. When he got there I just kind of glared at him to let him know I was pissed and not having any of his shit. He doesn't say anything to me and then they go in the computer room and shut the door.

I got to my bed and start to cry.

Then it starts. I hear them fucking. I start going insane with jealousy, rage, and sadness all at once. I don't know what to do. I went to the kitchen and got two Unisom, took them, and passed out shortly after.

That was last night. This morning, I logged on to Gunz and deleted my characters in a crying fit. I then kicked my computer so hard that the heatsink fell off of the CPU and smashed into my video card, breaking it.

I guess I'm at a loss. I really don't know what to do. I've thought about killing myself, but I don't think it would be fair to me, or my friends and family... what little I have...

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[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

pwnt.

 

[mannyb18b]

what a faag.

 

[btlking 10+ year member]

calling bs on that thread guild leaders dont get laid

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Word. repost. But funny anyway

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?t=171036&highlight=World+Warcraft

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

i wish you would've been one of those columbine kids

 

[pitbull12888]

fu ck bitc hes like that.

 

[Phrozt 10+ year member]

THANK YOU DEVIL

I searched high and low all over the net and could NOT find the story. This one was chopped up as a GUNZ game guild leader... and wasn't as thorough as the original.. so thanks for linking that!

Totally forgot I saw it on here

 

[Nukedsodapop 5,000+ posts]

repost,, but still a good story

 

[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

your so fvcking ghey. the pictures you post are not funny

i wish you would've been one of those columbine kids

x2

again, refer to the first one.

P.S

Kill yourself

 

[JessAlba452 10+ year member]

**** that is really sad in so many ways.

 

[mannyb18b]

someone ban this guy for life on all bulletin forums

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

kick her out or whoop his ***..boot him in the throat NOW...give both of them one of these

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtDx9s0OF8k

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

lol are you ****ing my guild leader?