Funny Sayings !! ??

[macsdad 10+ year member]

Guns don't kill people. Spouses that come home early from work, with guns, kill people.

 

[Massive spl]

U picking up what I'm puttin down?

I do whatever plucks my twanger.

 

[macsdad 10+ year member]

Ok, i gotta do one "yo momma"
"Yo momma's so poor, i saw her walking down the street with only one shoe. I asked her if she lost one, and she said "no I found one"

Your momma is so strong, she can backstroke in mud. Your momma is so ugly, she can make bird schit stop in mid air. Not aimed at you, just adding to.

 

[macsdad 10+ year member]

Is that your face or did your neck throw up?
See, right now I know your talking out your ass. Cause your face knows better.

(Pickup Line) I have a seven inch dick and a nine inch tongue. Which one would you prefer?

Have you ever had your belly button licked? Yes. But from the inside? That actually worked on time.

 

[macsdad 10+ year member]

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly cuts to the bone. You daddy should have shot you on the wall, and killed you with a fly swatter. Got that gem from Drill Sgt Williams in boot camp. If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.

 

[macsdad 10+ year member]

If you even dream about whipping my azz, you better wake up, and apologize.

 

[macsdad 10+ year member]

And I'm out this mothafuqqa, been fun, but time to go to sleep, just 3 more twelve hour shifts, and off 7 days, peace dudes.

 

[DJSlowfets]

Fu*k her right in the pu55y

 

[TaylorFade 10+ year member]

Here's one I use all the time...

"Hard as woodpecker lips"

 

[TaylorFade 10+ year member]

Coworker of mine always says...

"Hot as fish grease".

 

[wew lad 5,000+ posts]

"fuck" how's that?

 

[big scott]

"fuck" how's that?

are you on something ?

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

Have you ever had your belly button licked? Yes. But from the inside? That actually worked on time.

lol

 

[GavinVoy 10+ year member]

better to be a smart azz, than a dumb azz.

 

[C1500martin 10+ year member]

OneBig

Ass

Mistake

America

Bitch

U

Supid

Huh?

And America picked 2 of them. I hope we dont make the mistake a 3rd time. "3rd times the charm" wont work with this one