Funny Sayings !! ??

[Jbake1975]

Auctioneers are proof that white guys could rap if they try hard enough.

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

Holy sh*t xD lol

Bonfire conversation with rednecks.

 

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There's three things I don't like.

1. Hot Beer

2. Cold Women

3. Jeff Gordon

 

[Jbake1975]

Life is a lot like toilet paper.You're either on a roll or you're taking shlt from some azshole.

 

[DJSlowfets]

These are **** good!

 

[Jbake1975]

You have the face only a mother could love.

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people.

 

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You have the face only a mother could love.

Bless your heart...

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

Im trying to refrain from "certain" jokes...

 

[Jbake1975]

Whoever said money doesn't grow on trees has obviously never sold weed.

 

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Im trying to refrain from "certain" jokes...

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[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

man, i asked my homie why he sucks so much dick, and he said "ni...z gotta eat"

*thats not aimed at anyone, i just heard that from my friend who uses the word to refer to his homies, its funny when you name drop in a crowd and the person overhears you*

 

[Jbake1975]

If you love someone set them free. If they come back it's because no one else wanted them.

 

[Jbake1975]

I'm not calling you a slvt but if you were a video game you'd be rated 'E For Everyone'..

 

[DJSlowfets]

I guess were the only 3 fvcked up people on here or just no one else is as funny as us.

 

[Jbake1975]

man, i asked my homie why he sucks so much dick, and he said "ni...z gotta eat"
thats not aimed at anyone, i just heard that from my friend who uses the word to refer to his homies, its funny when you name drop in a crowd and the person overhears you

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[Jbake1975]

I guess were the only 3 fvcked up people on here or just no one else is as funny as us.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/awesome.gif.4430a219d9aaaa6cadc75e9290979dfb.gif I'm sure others will throw some more jokes in.

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

Do you know which sexual position produces the ugliest children? (No.) Ask your mom.