Funny Oxymorons

[chenface 10+ year member]

Lemme hear some of your funny oxymorons.

Here's a few...

happily married

diet soda

phone ***

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[SSS 18734 5,000+ posts]

Black Russian

 

[outspoken 10+ year member]

fresh from the freezer...

 

[allout13 10+ year member]

military intelligence

 

[craigzter 10+ year member]

piihb

doucheguzzler

fresh fried french fries

 

[Forrest Gump 10+ year member]

Female president

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

levelheaded liberal

 

[anj46907 10+ year member]

military intelligence

x2

 

[Adnan 10+ year member]

military intelligence

hahahahahaha!!

 

[S_B 10+ year member]

caffeine free mountain dew!

low fat chocolate

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

Billy Mays is an oxy moron.

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

Bbw

 

[zthumper 10+ year member]

christian rap

 

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

Conservative Republicans

 

[Death_by_Bass 10+ year member]

tall midget

small giant

supas moms tight

black president