hahaha... way to be misinformed.
another edit: how do hang gliders work then?
http://www.studyworld.com/newsite/ReportEssay/Science/Physical%5CThe_Principle_Of_Flight-381047.htm
If you put the paper on, it's right, the plane would fly, but because of the fact that the conveyer is moving at the same speed but opposite direction as the thrust of the aircraft, the aircraft itself does not move forward but the two forces counteract themselves.
Since the forces counteract themselves, the plain stays stationary, hence no air moving over the wing. If there is no air moving over the surface of the wing, you can not create a low pressure zone. No difference between air zones= no lift. no lift = no flight
edit: physics, learn it.
physics > common sense.