Finally Senior Year....

[badm0f0 10+ year member]

You guys had a senior tree?
We had a senior rock.

Seriously, it probably weighed around a ton or so and sat near the gym/senior parking lot, and was painted with all the different graduating classes and such...so, being the bored hillbillies we were, one weekend morning I drove my Kubota tractor to school, and a bunch of us chained steel cables to that rock and dragged it several hundred feet into a dense forest, where we hid it and tried to cover up the drag marks. The administration found it, of course, but they never found out how we did it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif The class meeting they called that Monday was pretty **** funny...it was hard to keep a straight face //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

You drove a tractor to your school? ****ing awsome.

 

[DiamondFanatic 10+ year member]

U-locks on all the exterior doors (through both handles)... after graduation thats my plan anyway

 

[badm0f0 10+ year member]

U-locks on all the exterior doors (through both handles)... after graduation thats my plan anyway

Any one else had cameras at their HS? When my car got broken into what do you know the outside cameras wern't on that day. mother ****ers.

 

[DiamondFanatic 10+ year member]

Yeah we have cameras at my school. Sadly, the parking lot cams weren't on for some reason when someone loosened one of my wheels at school (it fell off the next day)

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Party, Party, Party

With teachers //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[badm0f0 10+ year member]

Yeah we have cameras at my school. Sadly, the parking lot cams weren't on for some reason when someone loosened one of my wheels at school (it fell off the next day)

*******, did you ever catch the ****er that did that?

 

[DiamondFanatic 10+ year member]

No never found out. I could never have imagined it was my wheel that was making the clicking noise, I thought one of my CV joints was going out. If I do find out who they're done as far as I'm concerned...

 

[kotec123 10+ year member]

just take a shit on ur teachers desk in the middle of class......easy......

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

by far the best idea so yet....and it probably wont get any better

yea kinda sucks, i have to start all over now with these freshmen, im doing good so far.

first month of school i spread through the freshmen girls dorm like a virus, now their onto me so i have to be really really smooth, and tell alot of bold faced lies.

i like older women anyway

 

[badm0f0 10+ year member]

just take a shit on ur teachers desk in the middle of class......easy......

Did someone say shit?

http://www.sjukast.com/go/?id=326 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[bobo244 10+ year member]

skip as many classes as you can, spit game to as many hot teachers as you can, **** with as many freshman as you, and come to ever peprally, senior breakfast, etc wasted with ur friends.

take as many PE classes as you can and walk around school as much as you can. pull as many x-lax pranks as you possibly can (we had a kid leave shit streaks all the way across the library and turds were falling out his shorts- ****ing hilarious) and play as many sports as you can.

ps - make sure you get all you applications for college done as early as possible. as in they should be done and sent in by now

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Any one else had cameras at their HS? When my car got broken into what do you know the outside cameras wern't on that day. mother ****ers.

yes we did but they were only for the parkinglot and inside, we had a giant brick monument/sign thingiee with these nice big *** brass letters that say WRHS.... yea we cut those clean off... our highschool was right outside the suburbs in an undeveloped area, this huge *** fortress looking thing in the middle of nowhere... looked likea prison with a football field. seriously, all we needed was guard towers and razorwire fence...we had no ****ing windows

also us and a bunch of the fooball players carried some of the staffs smaller cars onto the football field one night

 

[ntense702 10+ year member]

just call the school from a payphone and tell them in a very assertive manner that you've placed a bomb in the gym or wherever and watch the chaos unfold. someone did that my sophmore year and the entire school was evacuated and policemen, firemen, the whole works got involved.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/word.gif.64b12e39f936af3b4fff38a1c0bd0244.gif id love to bone a hot 40 year old

its not that great, its always the married ones which is nice but usualy older women feel like they can be obnoxious as hell when their drunk.. its so god****ed annoying

only took me once to learn that, milfs are nice but little jimmys hot mom has some mental problems

 

[bobo244 10+ year member]

Did someone say shit?
http://www.sjukast.com/go/?id=326 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

no i remember why i absolutely hate metal