Female Pickup Lines

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

LAWL stevey...

 

[Z71999 10+ year member]

Ive always wanted an 8 inch dick................ but just couldnt sacrifice myself to cut off the other 4

 

[slikrider20 10+ year member]

You know what would look good on you?

......Me!!

 

[CBFryman2 5,000+ posts]

Feggyest

Thread

Ever

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Walk up say

"HI Where you from?"

She answers..

Then you say

"You like anal?"

If she walks away oh well, if she doesn't you're set!

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Walk up say"HI Where you from?"

She answers..

Then you say

"You like anal?"

If she walks away oh well, if she doesn't you're set!

i don't like sticking it in back hole. so unnatural. i'd ask her if she likes to give head, but don't say that to a fat chick cause she may bust out some salt and butter and eat your dick. when a chick busts out condiments, it's not being kinky //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[slikrider20 10+ year member]

I still like mine the best

 

[BassAddictJ 5,000+ posts]

nice legs....

what time do they open?

someone used that on a close firend of mine recently, she laughed at his face and said for you, never....

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

nice socks....lets f***

 

[bbb543 10+ year member]

*lick finger*

*rub on her shirt*

"lets get you out of those wet clothes"

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edit>>or just spit on her.

 

[myjaja 10+ year member]

*Sniffs her ****

''Wow, I think I smell a dirty pamper. Wanna go to my place and do the nasty?''