Female Pickup Lines

[thylantyr 10+ year member]

Pickup lines to score with females.

I'll post one to get started.

"I just figured out how to make by penis 8 inches long............................ yeah.. I fold it in half..............." //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hide.gif.2d479cfd917eedfe201353b91522ceab.gif

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[WhiteIce 10+ year member]

yea...try that one and tell me how that one works out...my guess is you'll spend alot more time on the internet

 

[Megalomaniac 5,000+ posts]

I want to do math with you

Add me & You

Subtract you clothes

Divide your legs

& Multiply

 

[adio 5,000+ posts]

yea...try that one and tell me how that one works out...my guess is you'll spend alot more time on the internet

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[OneKrazyKeebler 10+ year member]

How much does a polar bear weigh?

.......enough to break the ice.

I never used it, just a joke among my friends.

 

[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

b1tch get in my car...works for me every time

 

[goonandbuck 10+ year member]

nice shoes wanna ****????? worked like prolly 100000000 times for me

 

[OneKrazyKeebler 10+ year member]

nice shoes wanna ****????? worked like prolly 100000000 times for me

LOL, that reminds me,

I was in Cancun this last spring break and there was these chicks from Mass. up there that we became close to and they had all these guys saying "Nice Shoes" them all the time and they finally asked us what it meant and we gave them funny looks and they told us they wondered why every guy likes her shoes. It was the funniest shit ever. She had no idea. Went on for like 6 days.

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

lol.. this is one of those joke lines among some of my friends...

Wanna get a pizza and ****?

What, dont like pizza?

 

[mike dressure 10+ year member]

b1tch get in my car...works for me every time

ahh yes the best of the best lol.

 

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I want to do math with youAdd me & You

Subtract you clothes

Divide your legs

& Multiply

Umm you were close haha. I have heard that one, but it went like this...

You ask, "do you want to do some math?"

We can add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and hope we don't multiply.

But if you wan to multiply that is all up to you.

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[WhiteIce 10+ year member]

hey baby how about a 3-way...me,you, and somma this pork.

wanna make your parents proud?

Take turns using either one. You'll collect more panties then...well you'll just collect alot of panties

 

[.::DuD3::. 10+ year member]

I want to do math with youAdd me & You

Subtract you clothes

Divide your legs

& Multiply

we always joked:

how about you be sin^2x, i'll be cos^2x, and we can be 1. lol cheesy i know.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

"hey i dropped my contacts"

then when she gets on all fours take off her pants and do her doggystyle. if she screams help or no that means she likes it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[steveyblack 10+ year member]

#1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?