female logic baffles me

[SCIVIC94 10+ year member]

Women Have Logic? Since When?

 

[SourDeez 10+ year member]

cpierce, are those females in your signature? I sure hope so cause I stare at it alot

 

[RipDaJacka]

I think its universal.. My chick is the same way.. I went riding last night just to show my brother my system since I installed it and when she found out it blew into a whole" what were you really doing" and "why cant you tell me" type deal

 

[pickup1 5,000+ posts]

bittches!!

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

Men can think and logic with two things: their mind, and their dick. The mind takes care of half the important shit such as finances, education, etc., and the dick takes care of the other half which involves different logical methods of ****ing.

Women don't think.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

so wait. did you smoke?

 

[squeak12 10+ year member]

What, your not psychic....

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

I can't believe you even heard her say anything... As soon as my old lady starts with that whinny fugging voice my ears just turn off. I've learned when to answer, smile, and nod w/out hearing a thing. Quite a nice alternative to hearing her rubbish.

 

[PollyCranopolis 10+ year member]

Reminds me of the time when me and my high school girlfriend broke up because I saved a dumb 30 second video clip of her and her friend running through the house like idiots (no ******) that she sent to me on yahoo, but told me not to save it. She's like "I told you not to save it, and you saved it anyway. I could never trust you or have a family with you because you refuse to listen to what I say" LOL.

Ran into this girl I used to go to college with at the bar last night and went home to her place. Right after the "giggity", she starts asking me all these questions like "what do you REALLY want from me?" and telling me "I'm crazy and jealous, and any guy thats with me has to realize that" Then she starts looking through my phone and asking me why I have so many girl's numbers in it. I explain to her that I have alot of platonic "girlfreinds", many of which are fat and unattractive, and who I enjoy for company alone. Somehow she is unable to fathom this idea, and proceeds to lecture me on the importance of trust and loyalty. I'm grinning ear-to-ear pondering the satisfaction I'm going to get when I run far, far away from this girl after a couple more sessions.