Faulkton is god

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

i knew before you knew

Yeah, but i still knew about ill Mitch before you did.

ill Mitch > figuring out life

Oh and i in no way mean to sound derogatory toward Mr Azbass. He is indeed a very wise man deserving of our respect.

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

i am Ill Mitch

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

i would like to be a god someday.

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

i would like to be a god someday.

*blink*

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

i am Ill Mitch

OK i concede; you are the victor.

just don't tell anyone.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

i would like to be a god someday.

Let it be done.

I hear by use my god powers to bless you with goddNess.

Rejoice in his name my children.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

does this mean my son is going to have diner with 12 other men?

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

does this mean my son is going to have diner with 12 other men?

naw, lets set him up a little better and hook him up with 12 wh0res instead.

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

can i be god next week?

 

[Rattlebrain 10+ year member]

I shall be god Now!!!

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

you already were. I must have forgot to tell you.

Why do you think i treat you with such reverence, we're equals and i don't want you to use your god powers against me.

The total annihilation of all existence that would come from warring gods doesn't have much appeal to me.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

naw, lets set him up a little better and hook him up with 12 wh0res instead.

Nah, chicks back then didn't dig pussy's. I saw how he took shit from everyone in that hidden camera show that came out a couple years back. I'm just going to have a girl.

can i be god next week?

No. You've been questioning Faulkton since day one. Judas.

 

[Rattlebrain 10+ year member]

sleepy sleepy time now....See you tomorrow

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

I shall be god Now!!!

your not a god, and i use my god powerz to ensure you will never be one.

We cant make everyone a god or it will cheapen our status.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

God is life